I’m a quarter of a century old, and I’m half a century wise

I’m a quarter of a century old, and I’m a half a century wise: Well, maybe not quite, but it’s nice to think that it’s true. In my 25th year, I’m finally graduating from college and getting married to boot.

I guess that when I was 15 I didn’t think I’d still be in college, but I also didn’t imagine I’d be getting married so soon. So I’m behind in one department but blissfully ahead in another. Then again, without Karen’s love and support, I might not be as close to graduation as I am to begin with.

My parents, too, have meant so much to me. I couldn’t have lucked out more, and naturally I haven’t always treated them as well as they deserved. I’ve caused them too much pain, caused them too much worry and called them too many names. But who cannot say the same?

Indeed, I’m thankful for all the fine people who’ve blessed me with their love. I am certainly undeserving, and I only wish that I’ll be as lucky for another couple quarters of a century. Perhaps I’ll be a bit wiser then too. Though, being a Cubs fan, I know to keep my expectations in check.

Sense, not censorship

Though the term “censorship” should solely be reserved for attempts by governments to restrict free speech, it’s especially unsuitable to use it in connection with with the cancellation of Bill Maher’s “Politically Incorrect.”

First, there’s little evidence for the contention that the show is being cancelled because of Maher’s post-Sept. 11 comment that U.S. aerial actions were “cowardly.” ABC had already shown its desire to redo its late-night lineup by attempting to lure Letterman, and “Politically Incorrect’s” ratings have been declining for a while now. Hiring Jimmy Kimmel fits in perfectly with ABC’s plans to go for a younger, broader audience with a show that will compete for Craig Kilborn‘s frat-boy audience.

And the brutal truth is that “Politically Incorrect” stopped being funny years ago. I remember going to a taping in 1996 during the Democratic National Convention, and the show was lively and funny, thanks especially to the contributions of “strange bedfellows” Al Franken and Arianna Huffington. But in the years since, “Politically Incorrect” became extremely tiresome.

Maher always had three Hollywood showbiz types matched up against some witless, unattractive, unfunny conservative. The three Hollywood folks and Maher would spend most of the half hour haranguing the poor conservative. So the show consisted of not especially informed Hollywood types rehashing views they already agreed about in between commercial breaks and wisecracks from Maher.

From the very beginning, the notion that showbiz types made for interesting conversationalists — especially regarding current affairs — was an especially dubious proposition. It worked for a while, out of pure novelty, but had long since run out of gas. ABC needed no excuses to “censor” Bill Maher or his show. All any disinterested observer had to do was watch the thing to see why they wanted to axe it.

As a side note, Maher often claimed to be a libertarian because he agreed with the libertarian view on drugs, pornography and prostitution, but he was far from it, as the LP News pointed out a while ago. So on top of everything else, Maher wasn’t even bright enough to correctly label his political affiliation. Good riddance, Bill. Maybe you should try the movies again. Isn’t it about time for a sequel to “Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death“?

And now …

… another idiotic move by Bulls‘ management. I guess it just wasn’t enough to chase away Phil Jackson, Michael Jordan and trade away the rest of the championship-era players. The Bulls just had to go and fire public address announcer Ray Clay, known for his stirring introductions of Michael Jordan during the Bulls renowned pre-game ceremonies.

Rumors abound that Clay is being fired for wanting to give Jordan his traditional intro when he returned as a Wizard to play the Bulls last season. The intro he wound up giving him was rather subdued and drowned out by a standing ovation. Talk is that the Bulls were upset with Clay for not announcing the next player right away, a typically clasless move on their part.

This is a perfect coda to the Jerrys’ dismantling of the championship team. I guess that if “organizations win championships,” as Jerry Krause famously said, Clay was one part that was expendable. But I disagree. As miserable as it is to attend a Bulls game nowadays, one of the few bright spots was the pre-game ceremony. Even though Clay didn’t have any Pippens or Jordans to introduce, he still did a magnificent job. His voice was an ineffable part of the Bulls experience. There are many great memories from the Jordan championship years. And Clay’s call, “From North Carolina! …” is one of them.

The subconscious reason for Clay’s firing may be the fact that whenever he opened his mouth, Jerry Krause and Jerry Reinsdorf were painfully reminded of what once was and no longer is. They didn’t want him around reminding them of what they destroyed. Here’s to hoping he lands on his feet someplace else fast, and at double the salary. I wonder if the Wizards have an opening for a public address announcer?

Terror war follies

Here are a couple of good Cato commentaries on follies committed in the name of the war on terror. Ivan Eland writes about how the Defense Department is exploiting the righteous concern with defense to unnecessarily fatten its budget.

And Doug Bandow makes an excellent argument against the United States’ foolish alliance with Saudi Arabia. Of course, Saudi Arabia is an oligarchy with absolutely zero respect for women’s rights. And Saudi Arabia funded extremist Islamic activities all over the Middle East. We all know that. But Saudi Arabia’s supposed trump card — oil –is not the ace in the hole they’d have us believe, as Bandow explains:

True, Saudi Arabia has about one quarter of the world’s resources. However, this figure vastly overstates the importance of Saudi oil, which accounted for about 10 percent of world production last year. Were Saudi Arabia to fall, prices would rise substantially only if the conqueror, whether internal or external, held the oil off of the market.

Such a policy would, however, defeat the very purpose of conquest, even for a fundamentalist regime; in fact, bin Laden has called oil the source of Arab power. A targeted boycott against only the United States would be ineffective, since oil is a uniform product available around the world.
A new regime might decide to pump less oil to raise prices. Yet countries have long found it difficult to coordinate production and limit cheating.

In any case, the economic impact of such a step would decline over time. Sharply higher prices would bring forth new supplies, which have actually increased over the last two decades.

Further, Saudi Arabia’s power and wealth is deeply resented in the Middle East, and the U.S. alliance only exposes our country’s hypocrisy in supposedly favoring democracy and freedom while standing by such an obviously unjust government. In case you needed another reason for why the United States should distance itself from Saudia Arabia, and fast, read Bandow’s column.

For Israel’s sake

Previously, I linked to an article by someone sympathetic to the Palestinians who argued that the United States should disentangle itself from the Middle East. Now here’s a provocative column by WorldNetDaily‘s Joseph Farah — a pro-Israeli hawk — that argues that Israel’s long-term interests are best served by United States getting out. Here’s the nut of Farah’s argument:

The truth is the U.S. has no keys to peace in the Mideast. No amount of arm-twisting, lobbying, negotiations, monitoring or strong words will get Arafat to put aside his hatred of the Jews and his commitment to their destruction.

Placing more Americans in the Middle East only provides the terrorists with more targets.

This is not a conflict between two sides with legitimate grievances, as Zinni and the State Department like to pretend. This is not a conflict where we can expect good-faith dialogue from both sides. This is not a conflict where goodwill alone — nor even self-interest — can help set aside evil intentions.

Of course, in Farah’s view, the evil intentions belong to Arafat and the Palestinian terrorist organizations. The truth is, no matter where you stand on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, there’s no reason to believe that American involvement makes things any better.

Single-sex, single choice

So now Dubya wants to encourage single-sex public schools. Whoopee. Another education gimmick with very little evidence to back it up.

It may be that some boys and girls are better served by a single-sex educational environment, but all children are benefited by true educational choice, which is the one item Dubya has refused to push because he knows it’s a political loser. Parents are in the best position to decide whether their children require single-sex education, and in a competitive educational marketplace, such options would arise to meet the demand. Tinkering with the current educational morass is just more rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

Carter in Cuba

In the end — after all the whining from conservatives — former President Carter said what needed to be said in Cuba. On national TV, he told the Cuban people that the U.S. should lift the embargo and that Cubans deserved an opportunity to vote on the Varela referendum.

According to Fox News, the referendum would ask Cubans “if they favor human rights, electoral reform, an amnesty for political prisoners and the right to have a business.” Obviously, a free and fair referendum would yield overwhelmingly positive results, and public pressure would be put on Castro to change things.

Carter was perhaps naïve in thinking that his time in Cuba will have any impact, but his soft approach got him something no hard-liner has ever gotten: an unfiltered appearance on national TV and freedom to meet with Castro’s political opponents. But he’s right on something else. He said, “Because the United States is the most powerful nation, we should take the first step.” By that he meant that the United States should first take steps to end the embargo.

I agree. I think the embargo is stupid and counterproductive to begin with, though. So, even if it is not taken as a sign of good faith by Castro — which it probably would not — it would still make Americans and Cubans better off. Castro has done just fine with the embargo in place, as it has given him plenty of ammunition to deflect blame for the failures of his communist disaster.

But ordinary Cubans’ suffering has been immeasurably worsened, and Americans have been cut off from the dreadful realities of Cuban life. By not allowing Americans to trade or visit, the government has only made it harder for them to help Cubans improve their lives and seek alternatives to Castro’s brutal dictatorship. Embargoes always hurt the least powerful in a given society, and operate on the ugly principle that the oppressed must be made to suffer so that they will revolt.

Innocent people who have no control over their leaders shouldn’t be cut off from the world’s resources. It is not their fault they are oppressed. They shouldn’t be punished even further, and they shouldn’t be used like pawns on a chess board. By doing so, we deny them their dignity and undermine our own claim to moral superiority. I think Carter understands this. Which is why he went to Cuba in the first place and why — all things considered — he deserves credit for sticking to his guns despite intense criticism.

Couple of Cato stories

Here are a couple more stories about Cato‘s 25th anniversary. One is a profile of co-founder Ed Crane. He sounds like an interesting character.

What’s especially admirable about him is the way he works in Washington without falling prey to its temptations. Cato does something seemingly impossible for a libertarian think tank: it is both principled and influential.

The other story is a column by Claudia Rossett in the Wall Street Journal toasting Peter Bauer, who was awarded the inaugural Milton Friedman Prize at the Cato 25th anniversary dinner, as well as Cato itself. Very nice.

Why do you need a gun?: Isn’t that what 911 is for?

So goes the argument against gun rights. But 911 didn’t work for Ronyale White, who waited 17 minutes for police to respond to her call for help. Her ex-husband, against whom she had a restraining order, shot her to death before police arrived.

This was an extreme case of police incompetence, though, and it still remains unclear whether the original car dispatched ever even arrived at the scene. But the truth remains that many women find themselves in a similar situation and choose to arm themselves in self-defense. And cities like Chicago don’t allow it, not even for self-defense in their own homes, not to mention out on the streets.

The police cannot be expected, and are not required to, stop crimes before they occur. Not everyone wants a gun and certainly not everyone should own one (e.g., convicted felons). But law-abiding people should have the option of owning a gun. Ronyale White is one person who would have been much better off than relying on the Chicago police.

Things are brighter in Beantown

First, the Celtics played great defense to take the last two from Detroit. The clincher was especially notable, as the Celtics won with Walker and Pierce on the bench for most of the fourth quarter with foul trouble. Kenny Anderson, Tony Battie and Rodney Rogers each scored in double figures.

But the difference is obviously the defense. There’s no way the Celtics could have won a game like that one last year. With their porous defense, they would have dug a huge hole so deep that Walker and Pierce’s time on the bench would have been much more costly than it was on Monday.

So now the Nets. It will be a tough series, but it’s hard to think the Celtics will be able to pull it out. Anderson won’t have free reign against Kidd the way he did against poor Chucky Atkins. And Kidd really has the Nets playing great right now. It will be a fun series, but Pierce and Walker will have to play fantastically and the Celtic defense will have to shine for them to have a chance.

It’s been much noted that the Celtics played two old-time rivals in the Sixers and the Pistons in their first two series. Now they are back in the conference finals for the first time since 1988 and it’s against a team that has never, ever been to a conference finals. Even the Kings have been to one, back in 1981.

The Lakers-Kings series should be excellent, and in all honesty is the true NBA Finals, though it won’t get that billing. The Lakers will win, of course, unless Shaq’s injuries make it impossible for him to play. He’s obviously a lot less than 100 percent now, and Kobe is carrying the burden. But as long as he has a presence and can contribute his 20 points, the Lakers should win in five. It would be interesting to see it go seven games, though, with those Sacramento cowbells and all.

The Lakers haven’t won a game seven since their victory over Portland in the 2000 playoffs. That was a long time ago, and Shaq was healthy then. We’ll see.

Oh, but back to Beantown. The Red Sox were stung by Manny Ramirez’ injury, but the good news is that his finger won’t require surgery. The Red Sox were showing what kind of firepower they could put together with a healthy lineup this year. But it seems like they’re <a href=”rolling right along without Ramirez.

Shea Hillenbrand and Brian Daubach, among others, are making up the difference. And actually having starting pitching besides Pedro Martinez is nice. This story discusses the contributions of Derek Lowe and John Burkett thus far. Lowe, in particular, has been Pedro-like. He is now 6-1 with a league-leading 2.16 ERA. Amazing.

Is it only a matter of time before the Red Sox are pulled back to Earth? It’s a question the Cubs wish they could be asking of themselves. Instead, they’re asking why every attempt to dig themselves out of the hole they’re in only seems to deepen the hole.

Stick a fork in ’em, they’re done

Another pitiful outing by the Cubs last night. They were held to only four hits and lost their seventh game in a row, including two consecutive sweeps by Milwaukee and St. Louis. I thought after they won two consecutive series against the Dodgers and Cardinals that the Cubs would be able to really get into a groove against Milwaukee.

Instead, the Cubs got swept and the fourth game was rained out. I think that really broke their backs. Baylor’s outburst on Tuesday and Kerry Wood’s tongue-lashing of his team on Monday night apparently weren’t enough to shake the Cubs out of their doldrums.

This seven-game losing streak is especially bad because, on paper, this team has the talent to go on seven-game win streaks. McGriff and Alou continue to fail in the clutch, and the team as a whole is making every opposing pitcher look like an All-Star, as Baylor put it.

And where’s Mark Prior? Still in the minors, where he’s impressing many but not doing much to help the big club. Add to all of this Alex Gonzalez trip to the disabled list, and you’re looking at a club without much reason to look forward to playing every day.

They know they’re playing like crap, their manager knows they’re playing like crap, and yet they continue to play that way. I really don’t think that this awful start is Baylor’s fault, but I wouldn’t mind his getting fired as a result. He certainly deserves it for his astoundingly idiotic handling of pitchers, young players and dumbfounding in-game moves. You know, maybe the offense might respond better if Baylor started the same lineup more than two games in a row.

Particularly frustrating was his decision to start Delino DeShields last night, the day after Bobby Hill went 2-for-4 with a double. Aargh!

I don’t now see reason for optimism. It’s true that individual players have shone at moments, but the team as a whole has not really shown that it can put together the kind of string of victories necessary to contend over the course of a long season. But Cubs’ management feels differently. As Teddy Greenstein reported in the Tribune yesterday:

Cubs officials say Baylor is in no immediate danger of being fired. They cannot promise he’ll remain on the job for the rest of the season, but that remains the most likely scenario.

“We remain supportive,” club President Andy MacPhail said Wednesday. “We know better days are coming.”

How do they know that? Where is the reason to be so confident? OK. Farnsworth, Gordon, Gonzalez and Hundley are injured. The Cubs may be better when they come back, though the bullpen has not had much chance to blow any games since the Cubs rarely have leads that last so long. Gonzalez was doing OK before getting injured, but he wasn’t exactly a sparkplug in the lineup. As for Hundley, he didn’t produce all last year and there’s no reason to believe that he’ll begin to do so now.

So what do you have left? Alou and McGriff. They are the keys. But they are both old. Alou is 37 and McGriff is 39. There is a good possibility that time has finally caught up with them, especially so for McGriff. For Alou, it may just be those nagging injuries that have gotten in the way of a better start. But it doesn’t really matter — either you produce or you don’t. And he hasn’t.

Here’s another story by Greenstein on the Cubs’ poor offense, and it’s a pretty sad state all around. The Cubs are batting .220 with runners in scoring position, and .214 in day games.

Baylor will be kept for the time being, if for no other reason than that there’s no reason to think that a change in management will have an immediate positive impact. MacPhail & Co. think the team will improve once Alou and McGriff start hitting (if they do) and the rest come back. So they’re willing to be patient.

Prior will probably be brought up to pitch one half of the May 22 doubleheader against the Pirates, and will probably be moved into the starting rotation to replace Cruz, who has lost all ability to go past the fourth inning.

The Cubs will win a game sooner or later, one hopes, but there’s not much cause to pay them serious mind unless they run off a string of wins and start hitting. A five- or six-game winning streak and nine or 10 out of 12 is the kind of run they need to get back into things at this point. They are not just fighting against the other teams in the Central Division. They are battling to stop their faith in themselves from fading into nothingness.

The best abstinence program

When it comes to government spending money on anti-teen pregnancy program, the best advice is to abstain, writes Cato’s Kimble Ainslie. The federal government’s already spending $50 million a year on abstinence programs, and Dubya wants to tack on another $138 billion.

But the programs have ambiguous results. Moreover, teen pregnancy has already gone down 22 percent since 1991. Here’s an especially telling point I hadn’t thought of before:

Finally, national teenage pregnancy and birth rate figures have often been intertwined with the rising rates of out-of-wedlock births in the general population.

For teenage girls, however, the percentage of out-of-wedlock births as a proportion of the general population has remained stable for more than four decades at about 14 percent. For those who say the problem of teenage pregnancy is getting worse, they are often mixing up their public policy problems; that is, teenage pregnancy and illegitimacy.

Out-of-wedlock births are another thorny issue, but the best path for government is to stop encouraging such births through welfare payments and to otherwise get out of the way. Ultimately, individuals need to learn from their communities and from their families how and when to have families. Hearing your president tell you to “Just Say No” to sex will probably be about as effective as that other “Just Say No” program.

Why does Dubya oppose arming pilots?

At least, the people in his administration do. A House bill would allow trained pilots to carry guns to protect themselves and protect passengers from a terrorist hijacking. But Dubya’s crew isn’t so hot on the idea:

Transportation Secretary Norm Mineta and Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge oppose the legislation. Mineta has said guns in the cockpit are not needed because cockpit doors have been reinforced, preventing terrorists from getting control of the plane.

Apparently, the pilots themselves don’t feel that’s enough. Why shouldn’t they have the option of arming themselves? They’ve got guns with special bullets that would not pierce the skin of a plane. No pilot who didn’t want to carry a gun would have to. And any pilot who volunteered would have to undergo special training.

I suppose Dubya & Co. would just prefer to leave the pilots and their passengers as sitting ducks. Or do they really think that federalized airport security is anything but a joke? The Justice Department recently said it thinks that the Second Amendment applies to individuals, not just militias. I guess pilots don’t fall into either category.