Shrug

It does not bode very well for the advocates of smaller government when the Republican president’s stump speeches for congressional and senatorial candidates center around his need to have allies to help him create a gigantic new bureaucracy.

And yet, that seems to have been exactly Dubya’s approach, and how successful it was. Certainly, we did not see a mandate for much change and the truth is we probably won’t see much. Sure, the monstrosity that is the Homeland Security Department will be signed into law. A few more of Dubya’s judges, for better or worse, will get voted on and confirmed.

The war in Iraq, of course, is already decided, as the Democrats folded faster Kathy Lee sweatshop worker. The 2001 tax cuts might be mader permanent, if Dubya’s really lucky. But there will be no major tax reform, no Social Security reform, no vouchers, no nada. You need 60 votes to get anything done in the Senate, and I don’t care how many calls Dubya makes to Mark Pryor, it’s not going to happen on a regular basis.

See what someone much smarter than me had to say about all of this.

As for the Libertarian Party, disappointment as usual. The hopes were that Cal Skinner would somehow pull off 5 percent and get the LPI automatic ballot status for 2004, but he wound up with only 2.1 percent, even though the gubernatorial race was a blowout. Matt “I write crazy letters to well-read Chicago columnists” Beauchamp wound up with 2.25 percent in his bid for Secretary of State, while Stephanie “Versus the Machine” Sailor landed 2.9 percent.

Illinois government is now completely controlled by the Cook County Democratic machine, which certainly doesn’t bode well for the O’Hare expansion issue, taxes, gun rights, spending, etc. Gridlock has served the state pretty well for a long time, though the state GOP is alarmingly moderate and in Gov. Ryan’s case completely sold out. Again, it did not bode well for advocates of smaller government in Illinois when the Republican nominee ran for office on a huge public works program, Illinois FIRST.

Around the country, the big story was Ed Thompson, who managed double digits (10 percent) in his campaign for governor. Very impressive. A Libertarian-led initative to repeal the Massachussets state income tax just barely failed, garnering 47 percent support.

All the marijuana initiatives on the ballot around the country also lost, unfortunately.

Here’s the LP’s take on the GOP’s victory — a little hyperbolic, but pretty much right on the substance.

No parking for you, anarchists

The great city of Chicago prepares to greet an influx of anti-trade protesters.

Eager not to have a repeat of Daddy Daley’s 1968 fiasco, Da Mare has threatened to sue any individuals or groups who cause damage to city or private property. Here’s the kicker, though: “City officials also announced that parking will be banned from 6 a.m. Wednesday until 6 a.m. Saturday in two large areas: from Wacker Drive to Congress Parkway between Michigan Avenue and Canal Street; and from the Chicago River to Oak Street, from Lake Michigan to Clark Street.”

That seems a bit over the top. That’s a huge expanse of territory downtown, inconveniencing everyone just because of the possibility of unrest. I dunno about that.

In spite of themselves

After running a series of stories about how UAL Corp., United Airlines’ parent company, has landed itself in the crapper, the Chicago Sun-Times editorial board comes to the solid conclusion that it needs to bailed out.

More specifically, United wants a $1.8 billion-dollar federally guaranteed loan. They’re in such bad shape that the only way they can convince any lender to give them money is to have the feds backing them up. Yep. Sounds like a hot investment. Of course, the Sun-Times editorial board argues that if United goes under, we’re all doomed. Gee, I guess people will just stop flying in and out of Chicago if United goes bankrupt.

Doesn’t the fact that United is being outdone by smarter, more effective competitors like Southwest and JetBlue mean anything? That perhaps United’s way of doing business just doesn’t cut it anymore? That perhaps we’d be better off having them disappear?

The most fallacious part of the argument is as follows:

The airline is a strategic asset to the nation. Having a solid U.S. air transportation system is important enough that the government has kept foreign carriers out of local service by law. What good will that be if we allow our local carriers to wither and die, victims, in part, of an unprecedented meltdown in their industry sparked by terrorism?

Good point; we should allow foreign competition. And, yes, Chicago may suffer a little if United goes under and more people connect through Denver or Atlanta, but the nation as a whole will not suffer one bit. But taxpayers will suffer if United defaults on its loan and the feds have to pick up the bill. The Sun-Times is being just as provincial as the steel-producing states’ newspapers which argued that upping steel tarriffs is good for the country.

Now that’s more like it

The New York Times reports, “The Central Intelligence Agency, using a missile fired by an unmanned Predator aircraft, killed a senior leader of Al Qaeda and five low-level associates traveling by car in Yemen on Sunday, American officials said today.”

How’s that for a change? Actually going after folks with a known connection to the Sept. 11 attacks and who pose a continuing threat to U.S. national security. Interestingly, while Dubya cannot wait to personally strangle Saddam, White House officials would not say whether Dubya had “personally authorized” this action.

(Also posted to Stand Down.)

Better than looking out the window

Chicago magazine’s Steve Rhodes has a nice round-up of the first day debut of the Tribune’s RedEye and the Sun-Times Red Streak, both aimed at the coveted 18-to-34-year-old market.

I picked up Red Eye yesterday and it is truly awful, but at least it is laughably bad. In the editor’s note, they actually write, “So instead of spending your time on the ‘L’ or the bus just looking out the window, pick up a RedEye.” Ha! It’s better than looking out the window. Rhodes picked up on that too.

Given the other popular pastime of CTA riders, how about: “RedEye: It’s better than shut-eye”? Rhodes and I are thinking along the same lines on another point. He writes, “And here’s a question for the Tribune Company: If RedEye or Red Streak succeeds in creating a newspaper habit for younger people, won’t the habit be to read a light tabloid on the train? And wouldn’t the natural progression be to ‘graduate’ to the Sun-Times?”

The Sun-Times is already a very good tabloid. It’s clever, attractive, has good entertainment and sports coverage and provocative columnists. It costs only 10 cents more than RedEye. And while I haven’t read Red Streak yet, I can’t see why anyone would want it. The Sun-Times already is a trashy tab. A tab by any other name would still stain your fingers as badly.

Organized people and organized money means superpower

A very good Tribune investigative story by Andy Martin & Co. about the Hispanic Democratic Organization. The nut of it:

HDO has amassed a roster estimated at more than 1,000 members using the same techniques that helped the mayor’s father, the late Mayor Richard J. Daley, build a massive patronage army: raising money for favored candidates, swarming precincts on Election Day to get out the vote, and, some members say, doling out city jobs and promotions to friends, relatives and campaign workers.

Handing out city jobs to political workers was deemed illegal by a federal court decades ago, an order that became known as the Shakman decree. The Daley administration is currently arguing Shakman is no longer required because the city’s hiring practices are so fair.

Yet about 500 of HDO’s members are city workers, mostly employed in departments where HDO lieutenants hold high-ranking posts, according to an analysis of city records by the Chicago Tribune and Exito!

No big surprise, of course. Everyone knows that, among other things, the key to Daley’s political success has been the white-Hispanic alliance he’s forged. Hand out enough city jobs and you’ll find plenty of votes, even among supposedly oppressed minority groups.

And ultimately for Hispanics, when it comes to choosing between throwing their fate in with the white ethnics like Daley versus blacks like Bobby Rush, it’s an easy choice.

A sad, sublime moment

I don’t have much to say about Paul Wellstone. It’s a very sad thing, of course. But that’s neither here nor there.

I was coming home from doing some errands and arrived home just as “A Prarie Home Companion” came on. The show opened with a Guy Noir bit which was somewhat funny and sweet, in the show’s usual style.

Guy and friends in a bar are commiserating over Wellstone’s death when they find a Bob Dylan song on the jukebox, “Forever Young.” Only, it’s done by Ron and Luanne Swanson and the Eveleth Lutheran Youth Choir. Hyuk, hyuk. Of course, that means Keillor and friends do the honors.

Their version of the song was just sublime. After the second verse of “Forever Young” they transitioned into the second verse of “I Shall Be Released” (“They say every man needs protection / They say every man must fall / Yet I swear I see my reflection / Somewhere so high above this wall”). And they finished up with the last verse of “Forever Young.”

It was a truly sublime moment. The harmonies on the song were gorgeous and were a truly fitting tribute. After all, Dylan’s just a little Minnesota boy. Listen to it here.

This is bad

Yes, the Bulls should be a much more competitive team this year, but the Celtics are not supposed to lose to them on opening night at home.

The Celtics were held to 12 points in the fourth quarter. Yikes. Pierce was his usual excellent self, but Walker only shot 5-for-23. Double yikes. The supposed final piece to the puzzle, Vin Baker, played only 18 minutes and scored only six points. Triple yikes.

Hopefully, this is not an omen for the rest of the season.

An anti-war rallying cry that might just work

If you’re tired of all Vietnam-era relics and anti-free trade, pro-Mumia folks you see at anti-war rallies nowadays, well maybe it’s time to take a new approach. So says Mikel Reparaz:

As I sat pondering the President’s motives one day, it suddenly dawned on me that it is entirely likely our Commander in Chief has never played a single video game in his life. “Of course!” I exclaimed, startling my girlfriend, who was driving at the time. “Without the catharsis that video games provide, Bush has no way of fulfilling his militaristic fantasies other than actually fighting wars.”

Absolutely true. So Reparaz began the Buy Bush a PlayStation 2 Campaign. As he explains, it’s been a smashing success. More than enough money’s been raised to buy the PlayStation. Now the campaign is raising money for an extra controller for Cheney to use and a copy of “Conflict: Desert Storm,” a tactical shooter game in which the goal is to kill Saddam Hussein.