RedEye sucks

It does, it really does. And I tell them so every opportunity I get. Fortunately, I get them pretty regularly. The best part is, RedEye pays me for the privilege.

About a week after the thing started running I saw an ad where they wanted reader feedback. So I dutifully shot off an e-mail explaining as patiently as I could what an insult to the intelligence of 18-to-34-year-olds the pseudo-newspaper was.

I received in reply an invitation to join the RedEye reader panel. Every week or so, I receive via e-mail a password to participate in the latest survey. They ask questions about the latest issue, how often I read RedEye, how much money I make, etc.

For every fourth survey I fill out (they take about five minutes to complete), I get a $10 CTA transit card, though I could have gotten gift certificates to Border’s and some other places I now forget.

And at the end of each one, when they ask if I have any comments to add. I share my unsubtle point of view. How fun.

Back, with a little bit of vengeance

Let’s play catch-up. …

The only thing worse than having your moviegoing experience interrupted by someone who answers his cell phone in the middle of the picture is to receive a phone call from someone who’s in a movie theater, while the movie’s showing. Thanks a lot, Mom. …

Good riddance, Jerry Krause. Organizations may win championships, but it helps if they’re organized around Michael Jordan, doesn’t it? …

It’s amazing how hard it is to reach your destination when you don’t know where it is. Damn suburbs. …

Any time an employee for a big box store tells you the item you’re looking for is “at the end of the aisle, on the right,” it’s a lie. And when you turn around, the employee will be gone, never to be found again. …

Here’s a story I filed last week from RIMS, if you’re interested. …

I saw Tom Palmer speak at the University of Chicago last week, and whoever said he was brilliant, was right. …

And finally, there’s no delay at Meigs Field. Isn’t that great?

Nation building

While the news media’s hyperventilation over the military’s supposed “operational pause” is certainly overblown, it is clear that the war in Iraq hasn’t played out as perfectly as its supporters had hoped. But the war will be won soon, and probably without too many casualties on either side, all things considered. At least we hope so.

But even assuming that conquering Iraq and ousting the Hussein regime remains a piece of cake, if not a cakewalk, for American military might, building a peaceful democratic republic in Iraq may prove to be more of a challenge.

The question may yet be whether most Iraqis, in spite of their gratitude for U.S. help in overthrowing Hussein’s regime, will welcome Americans as liberators rather than as occupiers. It’s a risky proposition.

As Steve Chapman pointed out in his column yesterday, nationalism is still a very powerful force. It is, he argues, the one universal that may yet overpower the attractiveness of participatory government. Indeed, national self-determination and democracy often go hand in hand.

What we are engaging in here is essentially a new colonolialism. No, I don’t think it is intended to exploit Iraq’s oil. But it is a benevolent attempt at helping the Iraqis help themselves and purportedly make the United States and the world safer in the process.

But the truth is we have no idea how our efforts will be received. American peacekeeping forces in Iraq may be targets of terrorism. Iraqis may, fairly or not, perceive the U.S.’s deep involvement in the government of their daily affairs as exploitation rather than education.

It’s a fine line between nation building and nation bullying. Who knows what side of the line we’ll wind up on? And even if Iraqis are happy, how will the rest of the Middle East view matters? They are already lied to by government-controlled news media.

Even if things go swimmingly, chances are that, in the long term, our short-term occupation (assuming it is short) will be not viewed favorably, and will indeed serve as greater ammunition for terrorist reprisals on American soil and American forces in the Middle East.

All of this might well be worth the risk — after all, nothing in war is guaranteed — if the threat were real and imminent. In this case it manifestly is not. This is an elective war. One that might make us ever-so-marginally safer, but which has the potential to make us much worse off. I hope all goes well. I fear it won’t. And the gap between those two leaves me confused … and angry.

DST – Government at its worst

OK, so the Nazi regime was probably government at its worst. But daylight saving time ranks somewhere up there.

That’s right, daylight saving time, not daylight savings time. This link claims to explain why.

But, you know, daylight saving time really is just a bunch of politicians telling you when to get up and when to go to bed. As Roberston Davies so eloquently put it:

I don’t really care how time is reckoned so long as there is some agreement about it, but I object to being told that I am saving daylight when my reason tells me that I am doing nothing of the kind. I even object to the implication that I am wasting something valuable if I stay in bed after the sun has risen.

As an admirer of moonlight I resent the bossy insistence of those who want to reduce my time for enjoying it. At the back of the Daylight Saving scheme I detect the bony, blue-fingered hand of Puritanism, eager to push people into bed earlier, and get them up earlier, to make them healthy, wealthy and wise in spite of themselves.

Right on.

Another great day

Cubs win, Sox lose. Not only did the Sox lose, but their new closer Billy Koch blew a save, giving up 4 hits and 4 runs (2 earned) in the bottom of the 8th.

The Sox are now 0-3 after having been swept by the Kansas City Royals, a team that last year finished 62-100. Awesome!

The Cubs looked dead yesterday, but bounced right back today. Maybe Dusty Baker is a miracle worker. I’ll still be thrilled if the Cubs could finish at .500 this year (which would, after all, be a 14-game improvement). Most importantly, the Cubs young nucleus needs to establish itself.

This is the year for Wood, Prior, Clement, Cruz and Zambrano to show that they will be the heart of a consistently excellent pitching staff for years to come.

This is also the year for Patterson, Choi and Hill (when he gets back up) to demonstrate that all the hype about the Cubs’ farm system was merited. If they bust, we’re right back where we started, trying to come up with a new game plan every year with other teams’ leavings.

Back to normal

After going 4-for-6 with 2 home runs and 7 RBI on Monday, Corey Patterson reverted to form last night in the Cubs’ 4-1 loss.

Batting at the top of the order, he went 1-for-4 and struck out twice. The man should never strike out twice in a game, yet he struck out more than 140 times last year. Pathetic.

On the bright side, the White Sox lost again.