There are some who say, and I quote here, that “RedEye sucks.” Indeed, a Google search for that phrase yields my long-ago post as the No. 1 hit. Cool!

That said, I am glad that I’ve a RedEye newspaper box within a block of home. Why? Without RedEye, I’d have to pay 50 cents for a paper to scoop up the dog’s poop on those rare occasions when I forget to bring along a plastic bag.

Thank you, RedEye!