I’m pleding my time to you, hoping you’ll come through too

Julian Sanchez has some fine posts on the Ninth Circuit Pledge of Allegiance decision the other day. He writes:

In short, getting rid of the Pledge isn’t an act of pettiness perpetrated by atheist bigots. It is the absolutely necessary removal of a subtle but potent kind of religious indoctrination — and a state-supported means of ostracising children with unorthodox beliefs — from our school systems. Hallelujah.

As I wrote in Julian’s comments section, “under God” irrefutably has a religious connotation. Because almost everyone in America believes in God and raises their children to believe in God, it doesn’t receive much attention, but that doesn’t change the facts of the situation. If the pledge said “under God, father of Christ,” or “under Yahweh, protector of his chosen people, the Jews” or “under Vishnu,” people might understand that a little better.

The one part I’m not sure about is whether it’s actually coercive. Any student who doesn’t want to say the pledge is under no obligation to do so. So what we’re left with is this argument that any student who doesn’t say the pledge will feel ostracized by fellow students, teachers and school officials. I’m not sure if that’s a strong enough link to qualify as coercive state establishment of religion.

Anyway, the thing was cooked up by a socialist. Oh, and here’s what Gene Healy has to say:

I think the Pledge is unseemly, collectivist, slavish, and stupid. But not everything that pisses libertarians off is unconstitutional.

He’s the lawyer of the bunch, so take that for what it’s worth.

In the crossfire

I went to Friday’s taping of “Crossfire” along with a group of students from the Fund (everything’s about the Fund, isn’t it?). As you could see from the transcript, it was a pretty boring show.

It was mildly interesting to see how they film the show and a little bit of the behind the scenes stuff. I still think having a studio audience for a political discussion show is stupid, though. The price of going to one of these “free” tapings is applause. We had to clap about a gazillion times — going into commercial, coming out of commercial, when Tucker “I think that they like the bow tie” Carlson wiped his nose, and on and on.

While Carlson and Begala pretended to fight for most of the evening, they both agreed that the Dubya’s daughters repeated violations of the law should not be reported by the press. They both hammered the Post’s “Reliable Source” columnist Lloyd Grove for reporting that the 20-year-old twins had a gay old time in D.C. drinking Buds and chain-smoking cigarettes.

The funniest part about it is that they did it at a place called Stetson’s, a Texas-themed bar in D.C. Just like daddy, Texas is never far from their minds, even in Washington.

I thought Grove had the best response after Begala and Carlson piled on. “Remember,” he said, “I’m a gossip columnist.” Exactly.

Walter’s weak argument

George Mason University economist and syndicated columnist Walter Williams spoke to the Fund’s students last Thursday night. His topic, “The role of government in a free society.” His answer, “Extremely limited.”

Which is the right answer, of course, but his argumentation was a little less than stellar. While Williams made his points in a humorous and engaging fashion, explaining how greed — when placed in a market context — can create good, a surprising amount of his discussion centered on moral rather than economic or utilitarian arguments. Kind of odd, seeing as how he’s an economist and all.

Early on in his talk, he argued that any government transfer is necessarily theft and therefore morally wrong. So I guess that’s the end of the discussion, right? Why bother with all of the evidence for how markets make us better off? Of course he went on, sliding right over how and why he would distinguish between the justified force required to provide a national defense, courts and police (all of which he said were kosher) and the unjustified force involved in creating and maintaining the welfare state. From his argument (or lack thereof), one might think him an anarchist.

Not that there’s anything wrong with being an anarchist, though I’m not, and though I know Williams is not. The problem was with stating this blanket moral proposition and not backing it up or bothering to distinguish between legitimate and illegitimate uses of government. It really diminished Williams’ persuasiveness and made it seem like his answer to any possible government intervention was, “No!”

Now, the libertarian answer to almost any government intervention that gets discussed is “No!”, but without giving the audience a sense of how and where he (and, consequently, a libertarian) would draw the line, it made the libertarian or free-market view seem more like dogma than a well-considered, empirically and morally sound worldview.

Sarge Jr., Delino memorabilia and a blowout

I attended last night’s Orioles-Phillies game as part of a Fund outing. Aside from getting us to the game late, parking the charter bus about five miles away from the park, and seating us in a reserve section only slightly closer to the field, the game was a complete blowout.

The Orioles were led by, of all people, former Cub Gary Matthews Jr. He went 5-for-5 with two runs and two RBI. He batted third in the lineup, which tells you something about the quality of the Orioles’ lineup this year. After struggling to stay above the Mendoza line for parts of two seasons with the Cubs, Sarge Jr. is hitting .292 with three home runs and 15 RBI. Not great, but not terrible either.

After about the fourth inning, with O’s up 5-1, I decided to take a walk around the park, heading downstairs and toward Eutaw Street by the brick warehouse which serves as the backrop for the right field bleachers and also houses a few stores and pubs. I’ve been there once before, in 1994 with the Stris. I had my camera and took lots of pictures, at least a few of which might turn out decent.

I bought a turkey sandwich and beer at Boog’s Barbecue and stopped by the Orioles Baseball Store in the warehouse. I remember I bought a beautiful Orioles cap when I was last at Camden Yards, before I developed my policy of not wearing any sports paraphernalia for teams I don’t actually root for.

I wandered around the store, and what did I see? Encased in glass was a variety of autographed baseball and Orioles memorabilia, including some things signed by Alex Rodriguez and, of course, Cal Ripken Jr. But the prize item? Without a doubt, it had to be the autographed 8-by-10 inch glossy of none other than former Oriole and current Chicago Cub Delino DeShields. As you may recall, I don’t much care for Mr. DeShields.

I thought briefly of buying the picture only to perhaps burn it or shred it or use it a dartboard at home, but I decided against it. I try not to let petty hatreds occupy so much psychic energy. That’s what the blog’s for, after all.

A so-so fireworks display after the game did little to redeem the evening, but the nachos were good.

What’s in a name?

When Enron imploded, the Astros took down the big ‘E’ that marked Enron Field and put up new signage for the newly christened Minute Maid Park. A friend of Karen’s affectionately refers to it as Juice Box Park.

Now, WorldCom has imploded. WorldCom owns MCI, and MCI owns the rights to D.C.’s basketball/hockey/concert arena, the MCI Center. Will it be renamed as well? Capri-Sun Center has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

Here’s what’s depressing

Competition; namely, competition with me. One of the beauties of writing for a monopoly paper like the Chronicle is that if you’re coverage an event or issue is mediocre, at least there’s nothing better for readers to compare it to. Sure, they might think, “This stinks,” but you really can’t appreciate how truly blase a story is until you compare it with another, better written story about the same subject.

The same goes for writers. Which is why, when I wrote a story about a truck bringing steel from the World Trade Center through town, I was very depressed to read a much, much better story about the same event in the Washington Post the next day. I won’t go into all the ways in which Ylan Q. Mui’s story sends my story whimpering away with its tail between its legs, especially since I don’t have a link to my story to provide you with. But I assure you, it does. [Update: here’s my story.]

In tennis, it’s said, that you only get better if you play against someone who’s better than you are. I don’t know about that. I always got discouraged and stopped chasing after the ball. By the way, I see Mui at the event — we both interviewed one of the organizers after the ceremony described in the story, and I strongly doubt she’s out of her mid-20s. Which makes me feel a little bit like the 32-year-old guy hitting .250 in the minor leagues, still hoping for a chance at the big time. Sometimes you’ve got to know when to pack it in.

Fortunately, I don’t need to be good enough to write for the Post. I only need to be good enough to write for the Sun. And I’m learning. Yes, I’m learning. I just can’t stop learning something new every day, damn these brain cells of mine.

Free at last?

While the Supreme Court decision on vouchers was a great achievement, there’s still a long way to go. I covered a Pew Forum panel discussion on the impact of the court’s decision Friday, and the anti-voucher folks did not just throw up their hands and say, “Well, I guess it’s over then.”

They’re going to fight any voucher plan in the states, arguing that even if it doesn’t violate the U.S. Constitution, it violates the state constitution’s establishment clause. They are going to fight school choice on the merits, grasping at any argument — such as the Edison schools fiasco — to prop up thegovernment-school monopoly.

Chuck Karczag makes an excellent point regarding anti-choice rhetoric:

“Ah!” the critics contend, “but 96.6% of parents send their kids to parochial schools.” Therefore the primary effect of this voucher

scheme is to send fresh bodies to parochial schools, thereby aiding Religion, thereby being unconstitional. What a load of crap. Parents send their children to the religious schools for 2 reasons: 1)Religious schools are more affordable and 2) they do a better job.

Now, here’s the interesting part: if vouchers were provided at funding levels anywhere comparable to the per-student government school funding, then private, non-religious schools would flourish. So, if you’re really concerned about tons of poor kids being brainwashed into religous belief, then you would have to conclude that a higher valued voucher would be constitutional. But should we expect to see voucher opponents switch to a “show me the money” approach, demanding reasonably-valued vouchers as a second-best choice to none at all?

Don’t hold your breath.

An argument I heard advanced on Friday a government-school defender was that public schools were being held to strict standards enforced by the federal government and state governments while private schools provided no “accountability.” Huh? Unlike government schools, private schools are directly accountable to parents, who — with the power of a voucher — can leave at any time. The most dissatisfied public-school parents can do is yell at the school board, transfer their child to a magnet school, or move to a different neighborhood. Notice that in each of those scenarios, the student (and therefore, the money) stays in the public-school system.

Perhaps what’s scariest to voucher opponents is the notion that schools — and the money that funds them — won’t be under their control anymore, but controlled directly by the people most impacted by them: parents and their children.

Anti-choicers complain that vouchers take away money from public schools. Well, the Cleveland program doesn’t, but some might.

But so what? They also take away the students those schools are supposed to be serving as well. If the money follows each student, then losing some students is a good thing –smaller class sizes, for example. But my guess is that most of the per-student money doesn’t actually go to serve the student, but pay for bloated bureaucracy and overpaid, underqualified teachers.

When one anti-choice panelist (who argued that vouchers were just a plot to resegregate schools) talked Friday about how he sent his children to private school for several years but felt the obligation to pay for it himself, a distinguished-looking gray-haired black lady in the third row spoke up. I paraphrase:

“Well, you could afford it,” she said. “Excuse me. I have to say something. I am a parent and grandparent raising three children by myself. You see this girl?” she asked, pointing to a cute 7-year-old girl in a floral-print summer dress whose straps were kissed by her shoulder-length, curly black hair.

“When she was 4 years old, she begged me to go to school. Now she’s going into the second grade, and she says she doesn’t want to go anymore. She’s totally turned off by school. And I don’t have the money to take her out and send her someplace else. I cannot wait for schools in the District to get better. My child needs a choice.”

I don’t think I need to add anything to that.

Not so irreconcilable differences

As he so often does, Steve Chapman looks beyond the superficial inconsistencies of the court rulings on vouchers and the Pledge of Allegiance to see an underlying logic. He writes:

The two courts were not only both right but were acting on behalf of the same sound constitutional principle.The principle can be summed up in two words: official neutrality. It stipulates that in dealing with religion, the government should be neither ally nor adversary. The 1st Amendment not only protects freedom of religion but forbids government support of religion.

He concludes:

How can we bar public schools from encouraging students to pay homage to God while allowing public money to go to schools whose whole purpose is to pay homage to God? By leaving decisions involving faith to individual conscience. A crazy idea, but it just might work.

Next up, Chapman tries to explain how allowing schools to drug-test marching band members fits into the picture.

A sad story

A front-page story by Mary Jordan in today’s Washington Post reminds us how well off women in the United States are, relative to many other parts of the world. “In Mexico, an unpunished crime” examines the astonishingly low rates of prosecution, conviction and punishment for rapists in that country. To wit:

Although the law calls for tough penalties for rape — up to 20 years in prison — only rarely is there an investigation into even the most barbaric of sexual violence. Women’s groups estimate that perhaps 1 percent of rapes are ever punished.

In the pueblos, it gets worse:

Town elders who act as judges in local criminal matters are invariably men. In one village in Guerrero state, elders were recently asked how they punish rape. The six men looked confused, as if they did not know what the term meant. When it was explained to them, they all laughed and said it sounded more like a courting ritual than a crime.

When they stopped laughing, they said a rapist would probably get a few hours in the local jail, or he might have to pay the victim’s family a $10 or $20 fine, but that all would be forgotten if he and the victim got married.

In the case of a cow thief, they said, the robber would be jailed. And, unlike the rapist, a cow thief would be brought before the elders for a lecture about the severity of the crime.

Once again, what could I add?

Bland but grand

So says Sally Jenkins of Pete Sampras, and she’s right. Like other greats such as Larry Bird and Ryne Sandberg, Pete Sampras didn’t have a lot to say, but he respected the game he played and in that way gave us the best he could. That said, it’s time for him to retire. I hope he makes one last run at the U.S. Open, but he should go home now and enjoy his money. He left a great legacy: it’s called the entire decade of the 1990s in men’s tennis.