Earth to Kenny Anderson

What an ugly, ugly game. The Celtics’ 66-64 win over the Pistons broke by 12 points the previous record for lowest combined points in a playoff game since the introduction of the 24-second shot clock.

And what was Kenny Anderson thinking when he fouled Chuck Atkins behind the three-point arc with 2.8 seconds left in the game? The Celtics were up by four, so even if he had made the shot, the Celtics still would have been ahead. It was an inexplicably dumb play which almost cost the Celtics the game.

Notice on the last play that Pierce reached in and slammed the ball to the ground on the rebound, making it bounce high into the air just long enough that Stackhouse’s three-pointer was still in his hands when the buzzer went off. Smart play, Pierce. It was a terrible game, but the Celtics won. That’s what matters.

Hopefully, Pierce, Walker and company will find their shooting touch on Sunday and go up 3-1. A note: The Celtics still have not lost a playoff game in the Fleet Center. Everyone talked about the ghosts of the Boston Garden. I wonder what kind of spirits inhabit the Fleet Center. The phantasms of corporate naming rights?

Goodbye, Delino!

The Cubs finally got some sense and brought up Bobby Hill. Not only that, he’ll be starting at second base in place of the awful, irredeemably bad Delino DeShields. Bye bye, grease!

Now the only question is how long it will take before Mark Prior is brought up. It’s a tricky question, though. Juan Cruz has pitched well and doesn’t really deserve to lose his spot in the rotation. On the other hand, the guy who really deserves to be pulled from the rotation, Jason Bere, has started his entire career. So what to do with him if Prior takes his place?

The Cubs have played well recently, and winning two out of three from the Cardinals was big. But, again, they need to take advantage against weak teams like the Brewers, which they didn’t do by losing yesterday. Hopefully, Hill will make an immediate impact and the Cubs will take the next three against the Brew Crew.

Yuppie scum save the hood

Big shocker: gentrification is good for communites. So says ABC News’ Oliver Libaw. And poor people are, according to a new study, less likely to move away from gentrifying neighborhoods than other kinds of neighborhoods.

What is worse? Being forced out of an up-and-coming neighborhood by increasing housing costs, or being forced out by rising crime rates? Why, after all, do neighborhoods gentrify? Developers see a market for higher-priced housing in a neighborhood, of course, but that market only exists potentially because it’s being underserved elsewhere in the city. That means the city is growing richer on average — that’s not a bad thing. What can get in the way are government regulations making development harder or installing rent controls.

Anyhow, more and more urban poor are able to afford housing in edge cities and exurbs. It’s a good story. Check it out.

Reading evil minds

What gets missed by those who oppose the U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling that banning virtual child porn is unconstitutional is the fact that cultural texts examining child sexual abuse will be dragged into the net along with things meant only to arouse prurient interest among pedophiles.

The sexual abuse of children is of course a terribly tragedy, but it is movies like “The Tin Drum” and novels like “Lolita” that will be punished most prominently. Indeed, pedophiles are well known for finding the most innocent photographs of children posing in Sears catalogues or teen stars in “Tiger Beat” arousing. There is no way to control evil thoughts, but we can do a much better job of actually punishing the people who abuse children.

A good start would be letting nonviolent drug users out of prison so that child molesters do the hard, long time that they deserve. Michael Lynch and Steve Chapman both wrote good columns on the subject. Julian Sanchez also has something to say about it, as does Amy Phillips.

Deadly medicine

Jacob Sullum has written an excellent column on the U.S. Justice Department’s recent attempt to overturn Oregon’s Death With Dignity Act.

Sullum argues that assisted suicide is not medicine, but that the federal government has made it impossible for individuals to control how they die. Sullum writes:

The drug laws reinforce the idea that suicide is a medical issue because they grant physicians exclusive access to the substances that offer a relatively easy and painless way to die. If people could buy barbiturates over the counter, they would not have to beg doctors for a prescription, and the Death With Dignity Act never would have been proposed.

He is absolutely right, as usual. That said, Ashcroft should keep his nose out of it. A state law regarding assisted suicide is not a federal issue.

Can a database spin?

That’s the concern some journalists have about the free classes in computer-assisted reporting being offered by the conservative Heritage Foundation.

“Computer-assisted reporting moves journalism from what is essentially anecdote-based … to fact-based,” said Mark Tapscott, director of Heritage’s Center for Media and Public Policy. That is especially valuable when it comes to promoting free-market views, where too often the anecdotal evidence focuses on the tough-luck cases while missing the long-term effects of government intervention in the economy.

Or as Tapscott put it: “Heritage has sufficient confidence that our perspective on the issues corresponds to reality.” But is Heritage somehow teaching these skills in such a way that it advances conservative causes. It’s hard to imagine how. My guess is that Heritage just thinks that planting the idea in reporters’ heads that looking at the data is an important element of a story — and teaching them how to do that in a basic way — will wind up helping them in the long run.

Is it a conflict of interest for journalists? I think that as long as the classes are strictly non-ideological, there’s no problem. And anyway, what’s wrong with being exposed to different viewpoints. Since when is this a dangerous thing for a journalist?

When will they ever learn? Oh, when will they ever learn?

Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-La.) has got another scheme to protect kids from online porn. Brian Krebs and David McGuire of Newsbytes write:

The measure offered by Sen. Mary Landrieu, D-La., would instruct the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) to set up a new domain name — such as “dot-prn” — for pornographic Web sites. Owners of adult sites would have 12 months to move their businesses following the creation of the new domain.

The bill, dubbed the “Family Privacy Protection Act” also would require e-mail advertisements that include explicit content to be clearly labeled as containing sexually oriented material.

Sigh. Same old problems in new packaging. First of all, what’s a pornographic site? If a site has information on safe sex or breast cancer or has sexual information of an academic nature, is it pornographic? Who determines the label? If it’s self-assigned, it loses any chance of working. If it’s assigned by a government agency, it puts a clear chill on free speech, since many users will set up their browsers to block the porn domain name, thus discouraging people from talking about sex or sexual issues.

As for labeling e-mail, I must say that I’ve never had trouble deciphering when an unsolicited e-mail contains pornographic content. It’s usually right there in the subject line. It’s called the delete button — use it.

First they came for the cigarettes …

A lot of people immediately dismiss any claims that a movement for a fat tax is gaining ground. But while it might seem outrageous to have some sort of food industry settlement a la the tobacco deal, or to tax fatty foods as much as we tax cigarettes or liquor, it’s not out of the realm of possibility.

Many of the same elements which allowed those other sin taxes to come about are in place for fatty foods. First and most importantly is a certain degree of socialized medicine, which buttresses many arguments for why personal decisions must be socialized as well. Without government funding of health care, there would be no argument that what you do with your own body somehow has a burdensome effect on the public at large.

Second there is the reality of the epidemic: according to the government, 36 percent of Americans are overweight and 23 percent are obese. And there is a mountain of evidence showing the relationship between obesity and all sorts of nasty things like heart disease, hypertension, diabetes, arthritis, etc.

The only element missing is demonization. Yes, there is glorification of thinness and demonization of the chubby or obese on television, in movies or in fashion magazines. But it’s not likely that most people see McDonald’s in the same light they see Phillip Morris. Also, most people feel that, unlike smoking, a cheeseburger, a slice of pizza, or a Krispy Kreme doughnut every now and then can’t hurt. But since nicotine is addictive and it is, of course, impossible to quit, it’s a different story.

But don’t be too sure. Too often today, health advice is only a step short of health coercion. Which is a shame, since it causes people to be even more skeptical of sound health advice and more likely to rebel against it.

Judicial activism ain’t all bad

While the judge in the Bears case ruled in favor of big government, Cook County Circuit Court Judge Alexander P. White made one of the most spectacular rulings in recent Illinois history by overturning a liquor tax passed by the General Assembly in 1999.

The legislation, which funded Gov. Ryan’s pork-ridden Illinois FIRST program, was rammed through the General Assembly before most members even had the chance to read the bill. Also, the state constitution requires that legislation deal with a single subject, but the liquor tax law didn’t. The Tribune’s Douglas Holt and Ray Long write:

White noted that the law’s title says the liquor funds are to be used for public infrastructure improvements, but then the bill itself says the funds could be tapped to pay everything from judges’ salaries to school aid, mental health grants, community programs, vehicles and equipment.

Even before the licenses for bribes scandal, there were a lot of problems with Gov. Ryan, who made it clear from the very beginning of his 1998 campaign for governor that he was trading pork for political favors. That’s not to mention Ryan-led GOP efforts to shut the Libertarian Party of Illinois‘ candidate out of the process by cracking down really hard on ballot access efforts.

Ryan had the guts to put a moratorium on the death penalty in Illinois, but it’s hard to think of anyone who wouldn’t have, considering how many people on death row were shown to be innocent. He also has tried to encourage trade with Cuba. But that’s where his good points end. He is worse than a big-government Democrat, because there are lots of Republicans who oppose his policies but voted for him just out of habit.

To boldly tax where no one has taxed before

A Republican candidate for the GOP nomination for Alabama’s fifth congressional district wants to put a 1 percent tax on science fiction to fund NASA.

Aside from the obvious constitutional problems, it would seem like a stupid way to about the matter. People who consume science fiction are precisely the people likely to support space exploration. By taxing science fiction, less of it will be produced, less will be consumed, and the push to explore space will be decreased in the end. The whole measure is self-defeating.

Anyhow, it’s far from clear that investing in NASA is the best way of going about encouraging space exploration. NASA, for all its good intentions, is a cold-war relic that is just about as effective as any other government agency — that is to say, not very effective at all.

But you know what? I have a distinct feeling this kook won’t get the nomination.

Brits turn over prisoners to Afghanistan

Why won’t the United States do the same? If the United States is investing all this money into Afghanistan anyway, why should there be any concern over prisoners of war — er, detainees — not being tried in Afghanistan? Karzai would probably let the U.S. military run the trials itself.

The important principle to uphold is that no person should be imprisoned without cause, without a just trial. It’s in the Constitution. But that never stopped Dubya.