Bob has got a lot going for him, the way I see it:
- He is gorgeous.
- He regularly draws positive attention and fondling from women.
- He sleeps, and wakes up, whenever he wants.
- He doesn’t need to worry about managing his diet.
- To achieve that slim summer look, all Bob needs to do is get a haircut. Shorn of all that fluff, he looks about 20 pounds lighter.
- His tongue has an impressive reach.
- He never says the wrong thing.
- He is highly unlikely to outlive the people he loves.