Wise up

Roger Ebert adds “Magnolia” to his list of “great movies” today, writing a new review for the occasion. He concludes:

“Magnolia” is one of those rare films that works in two entirely different ways. In one sense, it tells absorbing stories, filled with detail, told with precision and not a little humor. On another sense, it is a parable. The message of the parable, as with all good parables, is expressed not in words but in emotions. After we have felt the pain of these people, and felt the love of the policeman and the nurse, we have been taught something intangible, but necessary to know.

This should not come as too much of a surprise, considering that Ebert has always been very supportive of Paul Thomas Anderson’s work and gave “Magnolia” four stars when it came out. Still, it is nice to see this unfairly derided film get such a high profile plaudit.

A thankless proposition

Unlike some people, I adore each element of the traditional Thanksgiving meal. I wish I could have Thanksgiving dinner all year ’round. How about a theme restaurant where every day is Thanksgiving? All the great fixings without any of the hassle — or in-laws.

Call it … Thanks!

You know, waiters in pilgrim outfits, waitresses dressed like Indians wearing feathers in their hair. Breakfast is turkey omelettes with a side of stuffing. Lunch is “leftover” turkey sandwiches. TVs showing the Detroit Lions losing on a loop. Have a section of the menu with 1621-style offerings.

Some taglines:

  • Thanks! — Thanksgiving day, any day of the year
  • Thanks! — We’re grateful you came
  • Thanks! — Thanksgiving leftovers delivered fresh to your table

This started in my mind as a joke, but now it’s developed into a half-baked idea.

Tomorrow keeps turning around

As some of you may already know, Karen and I got divorced last month after two and a half years of separation and more than six years of marriage. I’m not sure what explication I’m willing — or able, really — to provide on the matter.

I can say that we are still on very good terms. Indeed, we carpool together to work on those mornings I manage to get myself out of bed on time.

It was 10 years ago this fall that Karen and I met online, back when that was an oddity. Despite the turn of our tale, I think it’s appropriate to note — on this Thanksgiving Day — how grateful I am, and how grateful I always will be, that Karen came into my life.

Momentary lapse in judgment

The world is a lot freer and better off than it was 40 years ago. And we may be even freer and richer 40 years from today. But we are manifestly not experiencing any kind of “Libertarian Moment,” as Nick Gillespie and Matt Welch wishfully and lamely argue in the 40th anniversary issue of Reason magazine.

Now, these fellows are not idiots. They read the news. Even when they wrote this thing up before the election, it was clear the way things were headed. Obama and the Democrats were going to win by demonizing the fictional deregulatory bugaboo of the Bush administration even as Hank Paulson & Co. shoveled hundreds of billions toward Wall Street. Jeepers. Sure doesn’t seem like a libertarian moment, does it? The article very well could have been titled “The Libertarian Moment (Except for the Libertarian Part).”

So Gillespie and Welch came up with a clever way around the reality of the moment: Politics doesn’t matter. Specifically, politics is “always a crippled, lagging indicator of social change.” You see, thanks to technological innovation and ever-rising wealth, individuals are (and will only grow increasingly) more in control of their own lives and destinies than ever before. True, perhaps.

But, you know, whatever you might say about conservatives and liberals they don’t usually say they oppose wealth and innovation. True, they have different ideas about how to achieve those ends, but that is why politics matters. Libertarians need to persuade policymakers (and to some extent, the public) about why their distinctive proposals are the best way to encourage economic growth, innovation and social harmony.

Further, the priority that libertarians place on — oh, just to name one thing — liberty is one that the vast majority of people simply do not share, at least to the same radical degree or level of consistency. Gillespie and Welch know all that. They spend every working day chronicling the idiocy of politicians and the manifest number of ways in which the values libertarians care about are treated like dog shit, not to put too fine a point on it. They even discuss the sad state of affairs succinctly in the article.

So to get around the facts of the matter, they made this bogus cultural argument that is so loaded with caveats and weasel words that it amounts to nothing, really. Some of it is profoundly moronic. Just one example:

… social networking sites such as MySpace and Facebook do not structure interaction as much as provide a not-so-temporary autonomous zone to facilitate it. Individual users tailor the experience to their own desires rather than submit to a central authority. The inhabitants of such a world are instinctively soft libertarians, resisting or flouting most nanny-state interference, at least on issues that affect their favorite activities.

Huh? Do you know what a “soft libertarian” is? Yeah, me neither. How can you be instinctively soft about something? I’ve got an instinct to eat and drink regularly to, you know, survive. But I’m pretty hard core about it. I’m not just nitpicking here. These young, Web-native social networkers were the very ones who supposedly helped win the election for Barack Obama — who is a liberal Democrat, which last I checked was distinct from libertarian. But who knows? Perhaps he is one of those soft (flaccid?) libertarians I keep reading about.

Indeed, two-thirds of voters 18-29 went for Obama. This is the guy now pushing for a $500 billion stimulus package courtesy of the Next Century’s Taxpayers Are Good For It Piggy Bank, who OKd warrantless wiretapping and whose first instinct was to name a torture backer to run the CIA.

It is obviously true that people enjoy wealth, and want to have a say in their own lives. In that very superficial sense, there are lot of soft libertarians out there. But the through line between those near universal desires and the understanding of the political elements that best bring those things about is nonexistent or exists in only the most haphazard sense.

It is that gap — the fact that the vast majority of the public and nearly all politicians  either do not buy the libertarian arguments or disagree with libertarian values (at least when rigidly defined) — that is a recipe for something far from the libertarian moment. Indeed, it does not take much imagination to see how we may be at a critical turning point where impending decisions could make the world a lot poorer and less free when the time comes for Gillespie and Welch’s successors to assess the moment in 2048.

Reason is a fine publication, and I get that they wanted a positive hook to hang their 40th anniversary on. But that is no excuse for libertarian triumphalist baloney. The real story is that all that wealth and technology — the yield of the still sheltered sphere of liberty — is under threat now, and is constantly under threat. It’s not a happy story, though. It never is. But it needs to be told, most of all to ourselves.

(Also posted to Sinners in the Hands of an Angry Blog.)

Gain, then maintain

Folks all over are working to not pack on any pounds over the winter holidays as part of “maintain, not gain” fitness campaigns. Well, the approach I believe I’ve perfected is to eat as gluttonously as though it were the holiday season for the other 10 months of the year. It’s hard to gain much when you’ve already given yourself the leeway of 70 pounds’ excess weight.

The AMA goes green

The lede:

Orlando, Fla. — Most climate scientists say the Earth is getting hotter and that human activity is speeding up the process. At its Interim Meeting in November, the AMA House of Delegates agreed with the scientific consensus.

The house endorsed the findings of the United Nations’ Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. Delegates also warned that climate change could have dramatic public health consequences, causing heat waves, drought and flooding, cutting potable water supplies, displacing populations and spreading infectious diseases.

Policymakers should “work to reduce human contributions” to global warming, says the AMA’s new policy, which is based on a report from the Association’s Council on Science and Public Health.

The whole shebang.

Ethics committees: what are they good for?

The lede:

Orlando, Fla. — Nearly all hospitals have ethics committees to help resolve dilemmas facing physicians, patients and families, especially regarding end-of-life care. Yet surveys have found the typical ethics consultation service handles only three cases a year.

When should ethics services be consulted? Who should sit on ethics committees? Should they tell doctors and patients what to do, or just offer advice?

The whole shebang.

The obligations of ownership

The lede:

Orlando, Fla. — Physicians who refer patients for services at facilities in which they have a financial interest should disclose the conflict to patients, according to ethical guidelines on physician self-referral adopted at the AMA Interim Meeting in November.

The new ethics policy goes beyond restrictions laid out in federal anti-kickback laws and regulations, and declares that physicians must put patients first when making referrals. In addition to disclosing self-referrals, doctors should assure patients that their ongoing care is not in jeopardy if they decide to refuse recommended referrals.

The whole shebang.

Defining disruptive behavior

The lede:

A Joint Commission standard on disruptive behavior could lead to “arbitrary and capricious enforcement” against physicians, the AMA House of Delegates warned.

Delegates at the Interim Meeting directed the AMA to seek a one-year moratorium on the new standard, slated to take effect Jan. 1, 2009, to allow organized medical staffs time to change their bylaws to comply with the rule. The house also adopted policy advocating that medical staffs develop their own conduct codes and investigation and appeals procedures.

Delegates directed the AMA to update its 2000 policy on disruptive behavior and work with the commission, the Federation of State Medical Boards and other entities to develop an appeals process for physicians charged with bad behavior. The AMA also will work with these groups to “develop a definition of disruptive behavior by a physician to include the actions that would rise to the level of true abusive behavior.”

The whole shebang.

Why won’t Dick Wolf pay for scissors?

You know, after 18 years you’d think the writers of “Law & Order” wouldn’t have to rip things from the headlines anymore. I mean, what’s the rush? Shouldn’t this be pretty routine by now? Just take out a pair of scissors and carefully clip the article out of the newspaper and paste it into your story idea scrapbook.

Or nowadays, really, aren’t the writers all probably using LexisNexis or Google News Alerts to dredge up interesting real-life crime stories to spin into fact-based teleplays? So why are the promos so misleading?

I guess “ripped from the headlines” sounds better than “mouse-clicked from the headlines.”