Can you trust this man to be president?

OK, Dubya has stretched the truth on a few trivial matters, such as the relationship between Al Qaeda and the Hussein regime, Iraq’s nonexistent weapons of mass destructions, etc. But lying about cheese on his Philly cheesesteak? To wit:

Jim’s Special, in fact, is altered to whet the “W” appetite. No. 43 prefers his steak absent of the usual Cheez Whiz and provolone, accompanied only by cheese of the American variety, Barnabei reported.

The commander-in-chief, however, fooled thousands Tuesday to believe he eats like the epicureans here — with the Cheez Whiz and fried onions.

“This is the 32nd time I’ve been to your state of Pennsylvania,” he told the Boeing crowd, “and, you all know the reason why, don’t you? It’s because I like my cheesesteaks Whiz Wit’.”

At long last, Mr. President, have you left no sense of decency? Of course, we all know that John Kerry actually ordered his cheesesteak Whiz Wit before he ordered against it.