Here’s a link courtesy of a fun spam e-mail I received: “100% Herbal Weight Loss Patch; Lose 5-27 Pounds in 30 Days.”

Only $38.95 for a 30-day supply. Don’t worry, one of the “clinical studies” shows that in a survey of “thousands of actual” Le Patch users, “an incredible 94% lost weight!”

Good enough for me. How do I add this to my Amazon wish list?