Now more than ever

I need you, “Baseball Tonight.” Think of it: I’d otherwise have to wade through at least a full half hour — probably more like 45 minutes — of opening day NFL highlights, analysis, etc. ad nauseum.

But thanks to “Baseball Tonight,” I can get all the highlights and analysis I actually care about in one sweet shot. On the other hand, I do miss out on the U.S. Open men’s final highlights. Oh, well. It was a boring match anyway.