“Masked & Anonymous” is not a good movie, but it’s a tremendously watchable and enjoyable movie for a Bob Dylan nut like myself.

A lot of the acting is great, there’s some interesting set design and camera work, quite a few funny lines, and great musical performances by Bob and his band.

The less said about Dylan’s acting the better.

This is crazy. Baker thinks Estes is enough of a liability in the rotation to consider skipping his starts in the next two weeks thanks to favorably scheduled off days.

But there is a perfectly suitable alternative to Estes, and that’s Juan Cruz, whom the Cubs are sending down to Iowa for a position player. The Cubs do need another position player to have off the bench and I’m not sure who else they could send down.

Still, Baker’s loyalty to Estes is entirely misguided:

I’d be dissatisfied if he didn’t have the stuff. Do you get frustrated sometimes? Yeah. Dissatisfied? No. He’s frustrated. You can see it because he knows he has the stuff, and someday he’s going to get it and get it big. I believe that from the bottom of my heart.

That’s great, but in the meantime, he’s one of the worst starters in the National League — the fifth worst, according to the Clark & Addison Chronicle.

Estes is a “crafty lefty” with no control. He’s constantly behind in the count and walks too many batters, and doesn’t have the stuff to strike his way out of the jams he creates.

I’ll be glad when he’s gone next year and Cruz has that spot in the rotation, unless Baker somehow convinces the Cubs they must get another mediocre, overpaid lefthander to add “balance” to the rotation.

And what was it Baker said about keeping Lofton on for next year? Where exactly is he going to play? Patterson will be back in centerfield and it’s not worth it to pay Lofton to fill in for a couple of weeks and then sit on the bench the rest of the year.

Big time. Thus spake Dusty.

Now seems a fitting time for me to eat some crow. Big time. I wrote earlier that the Cubs shouldn’t try too hard to make any trades to bring costly veterans to try to make the playoffs this year.

My thinking was that it wouldn’t be the worth the talent the Cubs would have to surrender and that aside from the top four starters the Cubs were so mediocre a playoff spot was out of the question. After watching this team (in person) win two straight against the Astros and three of four in the series (sorry, Karen!), it’s obvious I was wrong.

Hendry made a great trade for Lofton and Ramirez and Sosa’s heated up at the right time. While the ultimate price of the Pittsburgh deal isn’t known yet (the Pirates name the second player in the deal Friday), even losing Bobby Hill is arguably worth being “back in this thing,” only a half game out.

Ultimately, the Cubs have simply played much better than I thought they would. Since the All-Star Break they have gone 15-10 and have won five of their last six series.

Now on to the Dodgers!

I don’t think it’s imperative that the Cubs sweep or even win this upcoming four-game series against the Astros. The Cubs face the Astros and Cardinals each seven times through Sept. 4.

If they can come out of those games pretty much even and within three or four games of first place, the Cubs will be in a good slot to roll off a bunch of wins in the last month against much weaker teams and steal the division.

Not that a 14-0 record in those games wouldn’t be nice, but I honestly don’t think that these are “must-win” or “make-or-break” series.

We’re actually looking at a run here, folks, from our dear old Cubbies. The Cubs were expected to take care of the Padres handily. They’re one of the worst teams in baseball and the Cubs had their three best starters (Prior, Wood and Zambrano) going.

And … they actually did it. They swept the Padres. Does this make the Cubs a pennant contender? Not really. But it indicates that here they are in mid-August trying to make a race of this thing and taking care of the team sthey’re supposed to take care of. And by a healthy six-run margin no less.

Heck, that’s the kind of lead where it doesn’t even bother me to see Baker go to Alfonseca.

Now the Cubs have second place clear and only trail the barely evil Astros by a game and a half. But … now the Cubs’ usually anemic offense faces the best pitching staff in the league in the Dodgers. We shall see.

This morning I received spam from AMISH SKIN SALVE, but I misread it as AMISH SKIN SLAVE. I was thinking, “Boy, the Amish aren’t what they used to be.”

Of course it was just spam for Amish-made “chickweed healing salve,” which makes a lot more sense. This reminds me, though, of a very interesting documentary, “Devil’s Playground,” that Karen and I saw about the Amish period of rumspringa.

At 16, Amish teen-agers are allowed to live English, which means they can drink, drive, use drugs, have sex, get a job outside the community, etc. But when they come back — 90 percent do — and join the Amish church, it’s for good.

The Amish community examined in the documentary is in Indiana. It’s amazing to see how quickly the formerly sheltered Amish teens so quickly transform themselves into … white trash.

You probably think I care who this song’s about. Don’t you? Don’t you?

The number of porn starlets who wear crosses and, better yet, crucifixes is alarmingly high. A friend tells me of a production he saw where one starlet wore a “WWWJD?” bracelet.

Priceless.