The Yankees suck

I bet you didn’t know that. Sure, they may have won four World Series in the last six years, but they suck on a moral level, you see. Express your hatred by buying Yankees suck gear, here. A man wearing a t-shirt from this site was tossed out of Seattle’s Safeco Field to satisfy their family-friendly policy.

In my mind, nothing could be more family-friendly than expressing the truth about the evil, evil Yankees (26 championships, 38 pennants, 52 human sacrifices).