Blazin’ saddles

If you ever happen upon a Buffalo Wild Wings location, please do yourself a favor: do not order the blazin’ sauce on your buffalo wings. The description for the sauce is “Taste the pain.” There are five little fires next to it. But I was a hot shot. I ignored the warnings. By the last two wings of my dozen order, I was wiping them down with a napkin to get the sauce off. The entire area around my mouth was swollen and red.

It makes for a funny story, but it was truly painful.