Still April, still cruel

The first 18 games of the schedule were supposed to be a cakewalk. Instead, the Cubs have blew a golden opportunity to get off to a fast start, thanks to some bad luck, anemic offense and increasingly iffy defense. Increasingly, the question seems not to be whether the Cubs can contend for a division title or the wild card, but whether they can even finish above .500.

Sitting firmly in last place with a 6-12 record and second to last in the league in runs scored, it may be hard to see the bright spots now, but they are there.

  • Corey Patterson: He has cooled off a bit, but he’s still showing that all the hype was right. He hasn’t showed any power yet, but that’s OK. He’s stolen six bases without once being caught and has a .785 OPS, including three triples. He made a great diving catch tonight.
  • Matt Clement: This guy, in spite of his goofy goatee, appears to be the real steal of the Tavarez-Alfonseca deal with the Marlins. He’s had two strong consecutive outings, including a career-high 12 Ks and seven shutout innings last time out.
  • Juan Cruz: He’s sporting an 0-4 record but that’s not his fault — the Cubs’ defense has allowed 10 unearned runs to cross the plate off him. He has a 2.14 ERA and is showing that last season’s surprise success was not a fluke.
  • Injuries: Moises Alou is still getting into the swing of things. The Cubs’ offense, as anemic as it’s been, has not been at full strength. Alou is back now and hopefully can start contributing. McGriff has traditionally done better with warmer weather, as has Sosa (not that he’s been slacking so far, with seven home runs already). Also, third baseman Bill Mueller is scheduled to come back in early May, and he should provide a boost to the offense if he can contribute immediately.
  • Slow-starting Central: Both the Astros and the Cardinals are off to slow starts as well, and the Cardinals have especially been bruised by some pitching injuires. The Pirates will fade, as will the Reds. Neither team has the pitching to hold up. So while it’s important for the Cubs to get some momentum going, this slow start isn’t as disastrous as it would be if, say, the Astros were 12-5 instead of the Pirates.

Enough optimism. If the Cubs don’t end up April by putting together some kind of string of victories together, we’re in for a long, long season. The Cubs don’t need to be .500 by May 1, but they do need to be a couple of games within .500. Frankly, they need to give fans something to cheer for.

They have just looked miserable. It’s one thing to lose close games; it’s quite another to surrender 6-0 first-inning leads or give up scads of unearned runs or get blown out of the water 12-4 as they did tonight. On top of all that, they’ve won only two of nine home games.

Mixed news: The good news is that there are rumors that Don Baylor may soon get fired; the bad news is that General Manager Andy MacPhail is denying them.

Better news for the BoSox

After the Yankees series restored Sox fans’ hope, Pedro has returned to being his usual wicked self. The Sox lost today, but things sure look a lot brighter in Boston than they do on the North Side. The Yankees are only a game behind and will catch up eventually, especially as Giambi starts heating up, but the Red Sox are definitely making it known that they’ll make them sweat and may yet contend with the A’s for the wild card spot. I only wish as much could be said for the Cubs.

One down, two to go

Strong win by the Celts on Sunday against the Sixers. Don’t know why I thought they’d be matched up with the Hornets. Pierce showed, as if there were still any doubt, that he’s a money player: 31 points, 11 rebounds, four steals and three blocked shots. Awesome. But the C’s can’t let up now. They’ve got to win this second game and keep the home-court advantage. Then all they need to do is win one of two in Philadelphia.

Pobre Fidelito

I can understand why Fidel Castro is upset that Mexican President Vicente Fox asked him to leave a U.N. summit in Monterrey before Dubya got there, but why is the Mexican Congress in a tizzy? One Castro-lover said:

”This is the biggest disgrace Mexican foreign policy has suffered; the president’s conduct is shameful,” said Marti Batres, a leader of the leftist Democratic Revolution Party.

Wasn’t Castro the one who both taped and released a tape of a confidential conversation? And what did Fox say on tape? He asked Castro not to make any anti-U.S. statements in his speech and to take off early. What’s wrong with that? Trust me, I don’t think any of the people in attendance were sorry to see the notriously long-winded dictator end his speech after only a brief seven minutes.

Why was this disgraceful excuse for a human being even invited to the summit in the first place? The president’s conduct is “shameful”? I guess Castro’s turning Cuba into an island prison where dissent is a crime, toilet paper is a luxury item and prostitution is the No. 1 growth industry is just dandy. I disagree with the embargo against Cuba, which only punishes innocent people for their leader’s actions, but I don’t see why Castro should be invited to any international meeting, much less asked to stay and grind his tireless axe agains the United States.

And they wonder why Fox is having difficulty getting rid of corruption and reforming the civil service in Mexico?

Method mugging

Robert Iler, who plays Anthony Soprano Jr. — a.k.a. “Baby Bing” — on “The Sopranos,” pleaded guilty to mugging two kids and stealing $40 from them. Iler told the judge that he and two friends “spotted two youths walking toward them and decided to ‘hassle’ the pair.”

Here’s the best part. Iler’s lawyer said: ”My view is that he was a 16-year-old boy in the wrong place at the wrong time and didn’t have enough sense to walk away.” In the wrong place at the wrong time? Huh? Apparently, if you are a 16-year-old boy, the “wrong place and the wrong time” (i.e., with two friends and plenty of tempting mugging targets around) will make you do the craziest things. Silly Baby Bing. He got three years probation and his record will be sealed. Wonder if Tony paid off the judge?

Public health, private idiocy

So a Portland gun group is offering free gun training classes to abused women, but so-called public health experts think armed self-defense is short-sighted.

“Like it or not, a firearm is the great equalizer,” said the founder of the gun group. “A 90-pound woman can defend herself against a 300-pound (man).” But:

“From a public health perspective, that’s certainly not the message I would want to send,” said Nancy Glass, a professor in the School of Nursing at Oregon Health & Science University who has researched intimate partner homicide. “In my view, arming people is a very short-sighted response to a public health crisis.”

If my abusive ex-husband or ex-boyfriend has threatened to kill me and the only protection I have is a judge’s restraining order, somehow, I don’t think a long-term response to the public health crisis is not going to help me sleep at night. Anyway, this is not a “public health crisis,” it’s a crime problem. To blithely say that teaching women how to defend themselves is not useful is a remarkably obtuse attitude to the situation. There may be deep societal reasons for intimate partner homicide, but in the meantime, women want — and have a right — to defend themselves. And for many women, the best way to do that is to learn how to use firearms.

Is Ed Thompson for real?

Tommy Thompson’s little brother, Ed, is running for governor of Wisconsin and is polling at 7 percent among registered voters. At first I thought that this was just another gimmick like so many other LP campaigns. Obviously trading on his brother’s celebrity –Tommy was governor of Wisconsin and is now Secretary of Health and Human Services — and the mayor of a small town called Tomah, Thompson couldn’t seriously have a chance to make a dent.

But apparently his down-to-earth style to the cheeseheads.

It’s a long time until November, though, and as the race tigtens between the major-party contenders, votes will be siphoned away from Thompson. Also, voters traditionally don’t seriously consider their votes until a month or two before the election.

So while the numbers are encouraging — it’s better to be to have a chance to lose 7 percent than not ever get close to it — only time will tell whether Thompson’s folksy approach will win over a significant number of voters who probably don’t really agree with the libertarian program as such.

Looking at Thompson’s issues page, I’ve got to give him credit for framing issues imaginatively. I highly doubt Thompson will pull off a Ventura-like win, as he hopes. But wouldn’t it be great if he pulled off 10 percent in the final tally and, even better, if the major-party candidates had to address libertarian issues in an attempt to win over voters leaning toward Thompson and the LP?

Rimensnyder bottoms out

In a misguided attempt to come up with something unique to say about Penthouse’s going out of business, Reason’s Sara Rimensnyder floats a silly hypothesis.

The conventional wisdom is that Penthouse can’t compete with more explicit fare available anonymously available on the Internet, and I’ve added that softcore magazines like Penthouse and Playboy are also getting squeezed by the wave of “lad” magazines such as Maxim, FHM and Stuff, which offer better writing and scantily clad celebrities.

Rimensnyder writes, “It’s possible that Penthouse’s readership has gravitated toward more violent fare now that it’s readily available. But if that’s the case, why has the comparatively tame Playboy consistently outsold the smuttier Hustler?”

The question is not how Playboy is doing relative to Hustler but how it is doing relative to what it used to make when it was the only game in town. The same holds true for Penthouse. As I wrote before, Playboy is still losing millions online while amateur outfits that make a nice living for themselves appealing to adult market niches.

Rimensnyder continues:

Surely mainstream attitudes about sex are governed by more than fear of being caught with raunch. Could it be that mainstream man’s high regard and respect for woman governs his taste (and, sometimes, distaste) for porn? That would be news to both Penthouse’s founder and one of its foremost critics.

Could it be that by framing her opinion in the form of a question that Rimensnyder avoids the risk of actually stating what she believes? That would be news to me.

There’s no evidence at all that overall trends in the adult market are turning toward softer material. Indeed, the success of the “lad” magazines depends in large degree to the easy availability of porn on the Internet. That is where people go to see the hard stuff, and the Maxim subscription is for ogling sitcom starlets.

Does this mean Mike Tyson can fight there now?

The Onion reports that Nevada is phasing out laws altogether. To wit:

“Critics always argued that if we allowed gambling and prostitution, it was just a short leap to lawlessness,” said Senate Majority Leader William Raggio (R-Washoe), flanked by a pair of armed strippers. “It didn’t sink in for a while, but we eventually just sort of looked at each other and said, ‘Why not?’ Without laws, Nevada could offer a whole range of entertainment and lifestyle options never before imagined.”

As usual with The Onion, this story is more than just a joke, but jabs those critics who always argue that decriminalizing victimless crimes like gambling and prostitution will lead to complete lawlessness and chaos. But then it turns right around and mocks the idea that people can be relied on to be decent without any sort of legal framework:

“I’ve been waiting for this moment for 20 years,” said Reno blackjack dealer Dale Everson, polishing his new machete while enjoying a lapdance. “Pretty soon, I won’t have to worry about speeding tickets or emissions tests. Only the common sense and inherent decency of the people of Nevada will govern this state. That’ll be more than enough for me.”

Looks like The Onion has struck a happy limited-government medium.

More Middle East

OK, I know I’ve covered this topic a lot already, but that’s what’s in the news. Here’s another good column by Rep. Ron Paul, “America’s entangling alliances in the Middle East.” A highlight:

Political pressure compels us to support Israel, but it is oil that prompts us to guarantee security for the western puppet governments of the oil-rich Arab nations. Since the Israeli-Arab fight will not soon be resolved, our policy of involving ourselves in a conflict unrelated to our security guarantees that we will suffer the consequences.

Paul is a little bit more pro-Palestinian than I’d like, but he still is one of the few people in Congress willing to speak out against U.S. involvement in the Middle East.

Well written, but wrong

Chronicle copy chief Georgia Evdoxiadis weighs in this week with a commentary on the Israeli-Palestinian situation. It is well written, as one would expect of our dear copy chief, but in the end is off the mark. She says Israel has gone too far in its attempt to cripple the terrorist forces in the West Bank. But I’m not particularly interested in that. Here’s where I take major exception:

It is increasingly obvious that the Israelis and Palestinians cannot be left alone in the Middle East. They have proved, like two violent children, that they cannot play nicely. It is time for the United States and the rest of the world to step in and take control of the situation.

If they are really immature, like children, what makes Evdoxiadis think that the United States can really get them to play nicely? They’ve been fighting over this turf for 52 years and billions of dollars in U.S. aid, diplomatic cajoling, etc. seems to have made little difference.

Evdoxiadis continues:

President Bush and the United States no longer have the luxury of non-involvement. The Middle East conflict will influence all future foreign policy issues, including any decisions countries might make about aiding an effort to depose a certain Persian Gulf dictator. The United States must lay down the law to Sharon in a way that makes potential consequences clear. If he still refuses to comply, our country should not hesitate to punish violence and human rights violations.

So the United States should punish Sharon’s violent efforts to punish Palestinian violent activities. Yeah, that should work just fine. Clearly, Sharon is quite convinced that what he’s doing in the West Bank will be effective, and doesn’t give much of a hoot about what Dubya thinks. If Israel wants true independence from Washington, it should wean itself off the teat of American foreign aid. Certainly, the United States should cut it off before Sharon even has a chance to ask. Israel doesn’t much care about U.S. opinion — they shouldn’t have a need for American dollars or equipment, either.

Evdoxiadis concludes:

Few can deny that the Jewish people deserve a place to live, but so do the Palestinians. There must be a way to reconcile the two. Now is the time for action if that goal is ever to be reached.

Yes, there just must be a way. But what way? Only the two sides can settle this conflict. U.S. threats aren’t going to help any, because when it comes down to it, both sides view this as a fight for survival. It’s only when they arrive at the point where they feel that coexistence is better than mutual destruction will things ever get better. And there’s not much the United States can do to help them reach that point, except act as an interlocutor in negotiations. To say “there must be a way” is to be naive about the situation, and to think that U.S. involvement will do anything more than harm American security is to be dangerously naive.

Two new stories

Unless you’re really interested in what’s going on at Columbia, you probably won’t find either of the two stories I wrote for the Chronicle this week very interesting. The first deals with a new cancer research lab that National Science Foundation money is paying for. The second is about the hiring of a new security director. Interestingly, in the cancer research lab story, I included some salary information about Science Institute head Zafra Lerman, who is the fourth highest-paid administrator at the college.

I figured that it never hurts to include information about how much administators are making when you have it. And I thought the information was useful to readers, since they might conclude that the woman was earning her pay by landing a $100,000 government grant. But our faculty adviser said it was irrelevant to the story and, anyway, there was no point in getting Lerman upset. Great news judgment.

For the security director story, I wanted to include some information about past Chronicle coverage of security issues during the departing director’s tenure and perhaps get some crime statistics at Columbia the last few years, but I just didn’t have the time to pull it together. I’m not sorry about it, though, as it may have been deemed irrelevant and impolite, making my efforts fruitless.

This all comes on the heels of the spiking of a story I wrote about a failed journalism department search for a new chair. The leading candidate, Cole Campbell, was turned down during a meeting of the department search committee and college administrators. This was surprising since only a couple of days before, the chair of the search committe spoke glowingly to me about Campbell’s chances.

I had been assigned to cover a speech Campbell made to the Journalism Department but chose instead to report that the presumably leading candidate was no longer in the running. I talked to people in the Journalism Department and in the School of Media Arts (to with the department belongs), but they wouldn’t comment other than to say that “the search is ongoing.”

I found out some information about Campbell’s rocky tenure during his time at the St. Louis Post-Dispatch and included that in the story. So why was it spiked? Journalism Department folks made calls to the Chronicle, saying that since the Chronicle had not covered other failed or canceled searches in other departments, it was unfair to report this one. They suggested that a larger story about Columbia’s problems recruiting top administrators should be done instead. That’s a legitimate story to write, but just because the Chronicle hadn’t reported previous failed searches didn’t make the new story unfair.

It’s likely that no one on any of the other search committees was foolish enough to go on the record about the candidate’s chances, as did the woman in this case, who effusively praised Campbell and said he was “heads above” the rest of the field. So, the Chronicle’s journalistic judgment is compromised on a seemingly regular basis by its concern for maintaining good relations and the desire not to interrupt the flow of ad dollars. I suppose this shouldn’t come as a surprise, considering that it is not an independent newspaper, but rather is funded partly by the journalism department and uses a college class as the core of its writing staff each semester.

I do find it pretty amazing that the journalism department, of all places, would twist arms to make sure that a story that would reflect badly on them didn’t run. It just goes to show that, in the end, we all want journalists be tough on the other guy but go easy on us.

‘Apocalypse’ eventually

I finally saw “Apocalypse Now Redux” on video. Was hoping to see it on the big screen, but never got around to it. The two all-new scenes — Capt. Willard’s crew’s sexual encounter with three USO-touring Playboy models and a visit to a plantation owned by French colonists — are interesting, but “Apocalypse Now” was not substantially worse for their absence.

The whole notion of a “director’s cut” is tough to grapple with. In a necessarily collaborative medium such as filmmaking, directing necessarily involves compromises. There are commercial considerations and there are compromises with actors, set designers, costumers, uncooperative locales, etc. A fantastic amount of chaos was especially present during the making of “Apocalypse Now,” as documented in “Hearts of Dearkness: A Filmmaker’s Apocalypse.”

So what do we make of things when 20 years later a director decides to reimagine the whole movie, re-editing it from scratch? Moreover, to what extent does this ownership really exist? The old movie is firmly implanted in the public’s mind. It was shown at festivals, awarded Oscars and has had a long life on home video and in film classes. To what extent is the movie really Coppola’s to tinker with? Though he would like “Redux” to be viewed as the “Apocalypse Now,” it’s not likely to happen.

That’s primarily because the two new scenes are not revelatory. The scene with the Playboy models is confused and tackles the subject of objectification of women in a rather clumsy way. After Capt. Willard trades two barrels of fuel for the women’s time, one of the models prattles on about how being a model is so difficult because no one expects her to have any independent ideas. Meanwhile, Lance paints her with war makeup and paws her relentlessly. A rather heavy-handed way to make the point, and lacking any of the frenzy and excitement of the USO show where the riled up crowd forces the Playboy models to escape via helicopter.

The French plantation scene is an interesting diversion, but instead of adding to enigmatic nature of the film detracts from it. There is a rather involved dinner-table conversation about France’s history in Vietnam as compared to America’s — how they differ, how they are similar. It’s worthwhile as a kind of educational aside, but it’s precisely because of its visceral power that “Apocalypse Now” has such an impact on viewers. The French plantation scene disrupts the overall psychedelic flow of the film which builds to a crescendo when Capt. Williard & Co. finally reach Kurtz’s compound.

The best addition is some more dialogue from Kurtz which better explains what the character is all about, why he went insane and how his insanity relates to war in general and the Vietnam War in particular. I don’t know why so many critics think Brando sleepwalks through the role. I think he’s really compelling as Kurtz, and gives him just the right air of arrogance bordering on pure evil.

Still, “Apocalypse Now Redux” is worth seeing. It will be interesting to see if the original or “Redux” is the one which lasts in cinematic history.