Make way for my new favorite children’s book, “The Ruin of Kevin O’Reilly“:

Something weird is happening to Kevin O’Reilly. Every time he picks up his knife and fork, they talk to him. Advising, urging, nagging! If he listens to them, he’ll be ruined…

I guess they’re calling this Australian book “young adult fiction.” Regardless, it’s no doubt a must-read and will surely explain many of the silverware problems I’ve been having lately.