Yeah, they ‘got him,’ but it has already been broughten

It is of course very good news that Saddam Hussein has been captured alive by U.S. forces in Iraq.

However, as Jesse Walker notes, the circumstances of the capture casts doubt on the notion that Hussein was somehow leading the resistance. Thus, while his capture is hugely symbolic, the anti-occupation guerilla warriors have already answered Dubya’s call to “bring it on.”

And they are unlikely to stop now that Hussein has been captured. I hope I’m wrong about that.

The big question is what, if any, useful information can be extracted from Hussein. Walker says nothing he says can be taken seriously, but interrogators have been able to glean good intelligence from Tariq Aziz and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, among others.

Will Hussein finally reveal the mystery of the nonexistent weapons of mass destruction? Why didn’t he open everything up to U.N. inspectors or work out a last-minute exile deal for himself and his family? Why didn’t he just skip the country during the chaos of the war?

Unfortunately, I think the answers to these questions won’t be self-serving but confused. Reports from top Hussein associates are that his mind had deteriorated badly in the last couple of years.

We shall see.

‘Kick-ass,’ or just contenders

Considering the moves made by the Astros and the Cardinals recently, General Manager Jim Hendry’s apparent lack of interest in further upgrading the Cubs’ offense is disappointing.

The Astros, of course, signed lefthander Andy Pettite and may yet get Roger Clemens on the deal. While some say Pettitte is overrated (he’s from New York, after all), it should be clear that he will pitch 200 quality innings and knows how to win games.

With Oswalt, Miller and Pettitte, the Astros’ top three now gives the Cubs a definite run for their money. And they still have the better offense.

Now the Cardinals have traded J.D. Drew for some badly needed pitching and freed up salary room to sign another pitcher as a free agent. With their offense, even a slight improvement on the pitching side will have the Cards right back in the mix in the NL Central.

So how do the Cubs respond?

Hendry continues to look for spare parts, which undoubtedly are important but can be had at good prices later in the offseason.

Here’s what Tribune beat writer Paul Sullivan has to say about the Pudge talk:

Though White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen told reporters on Saturday that Florida catcher Ivan Rodriguez wants to play for the Cubs, Hendry reiterated he has had no talks with agent Scott Boras about signing him. Guillen, a good friend of Rodriguez’s, said he is “looking to go” to Chicago and added the Cubs have the money to make it happen.

Informed of Guillen’s remarks, Hendry jokingly asked if Guillen was in on Tribune Co. board meetings and knew how much money he was able to spend. The Cubs have interest in Rodriguez only if he comes at a cut-rate price. If Baltimore signs Atlanta free-agent catcher Javy Lopez, Rodriguez may not have any other suitors and thus would have to lower his demands significantly.

In other words, there is nothing currently in the works, despite incessant media speculation.

Hendry has said before that he is satisfied with the Miller/Bako duo behind the plate, which calls into question his sanity. Yes, there are other priorities, especially re-signing Kerry Wood to a long-term deal. And it does make sense to get that taken care of first to see what, if any, money is left to sign Pudge. Furthermore, Pudge’s price is likely to only come down with time.

The Orioles signed Tejada today and will likely sign catcher Javy Lopez as well, supposedly leaving Pudge no place else to go. If Hendry is simply playing the waiting game for now, that’s OK. There’s no point in rushing to sign Pudge right away with a bad long-term deal just to get some good press.

But considering the moves the Astros and Cardinals have made, without Pudge this Cubs team is merely a contender. It will take the same combination of luck and timing to have the Cubs repeat as division champs. With Pudge, the Cubs are a kick-ass team that should be thinking World Series.

The horror in Hammond didn’t have to happen

Last week, police discovered the bodies of three teen-aged boys encased in concrete in the Hammond, Ind., basement of David Maust. He has been charged with one count of murder so far.

Chicago Tribune columnist Eric Zorn correctly notes that Maust “had no business being free given his criminal history. And the fact that he was is an outrage that should prompt a thorough round of soul searching about the priorities and practices of our criminal and military justice systems.”

Maust had previously been convicted twice of killing teen-aged boys. In 1974, Maust, then serving in the U.S. Army in Germany, tied a teen-aged boy to a tree and beat him with a wooden board until he was dead. Then he left the body in the woods after perfunctorily covering it up with leaves.

He served three years in federal prison for the crime.

In 1981, Maust was convicted of stabbing 15-year-old Donald Jones of Elgin, Ill., to death. He served 17 years for that crime. He was released in 1999 and may have other victims buried elsewhere.

“More than a dozen times David Maust found himself with either a knife or a rope in his hand, ready to kill a teenage boy he had lured with alcohol or drugs,” according to a diary Maust turned over the investigators in 1983 and which was excerpted in today’s Tribune.

Family members quoted in the Trib’s story weren’t surprised by Maust’s latest atrocities:

His stepmother, Rose Maust, said the man she once remembered as a cute little boy should be locked up forever.

“I can’t believe he’s out on the streets, what’s wrong with our laws?” Rose Maust said from her Fredricksburg, Va., home. David Maust’s younger brother also believes he should never walk the streets again.

“It’s crazy that anyone let him out of prison,” Jeffrey Maust said. “He should have been put to death. … It doesn’t hurt me to say that. I believe my brother did more damage to other people’s lives and he should be put to an end.”

Even Maust, in his diary, had a good sense of the punishment he deserved:

I have ben thinking about Donald Jones a lot, and what I did to him on that Sunday, in August, and I have ben thinking about the bad thing I did in my life, and now I would like to have the death sentence, I would like to die. [sic]

Yet he was freed, repeatedly, after committing brutal murders and admitting in writing how close he came to piling up an even more monstrous record.

Illinois’ convicted murderers serve about 13 1/2 years in prison on average, according to state statistics.

Now there is talk of a “murderers registry” akin to the sex-offender registries widely used to keep tabs on criminals after they are released from prison.

But why is such a move even necessary? Zorn points to the real culprit:

As a society it seems we are so consumed with the idea of punishing offenders — including ever more youthful “adults” and those who find themselves somehow or another caught up in the web of illegal drugs — that we’ve lost focus on one of the key reasons we have prison system: incapacitation.

We lock up, or we should lock up, dangerous people for our own safety. And every reform and every dollar we can direct toward identifying sociopathic predators who simply can’t be trusted to walk among us will pay major safety dividends.

The discovery of the bodies of James Raganyi, 16, Michael Dennis, 13, and Nick James, 19, in Hammond comes hard on the heels of the apparent abduction and murder of University of North Dakota student Dru Sjodin, a story that seems to prove the same point.

The suspect in that case, Alfonso Rodriguez Jr., 50, has prior convictions for rape, attempted kidnapping and aggravated assault, and was such a manifest threat to others that his own sister reportedly pleaded with police to keep tabs on him.

One of the problems with one-size-fits-all and mandatory sentencing is that it looks too much at the crime and not enough at the criminal. So hapless, nitwit accomplices to stick-ups gone wrong, septuagenarians who committed murder in their teens and others who are at worst a minor threat stay locked up while human monsters cycle through the system.

It’s dumb and it’s deadly.

Here’s an idea for a comprehensive violent offender registry that actually works: the prison roll. We know where they are, who they are, why they’re there and most importantly we know that they can no longer hurt anyone on the outside.

Twenty percent of those held in the 50 state prison systems in 2001 were there for drug offenses, and due to federal mandatory-minimum sentencing guidelines, they are held there for grossly extended periods of time — often longer than the time actually served by murderers and rapists.

“I just hope nobody will make fun of me because of what I said in this statement, because it is not funny,” Maust concluded in his 1983 diary. “I wish I did not have to tell anybody about this.

“And I only blame myself.”

For the crimes Maust committed, no one else should be blamed. But for the repeated opportunities our system gave David Maust to commit this heinous series of murders, there’s plenty of blame to go around.

Dubya dittos Da Mare

Dubya & Co. seemed to taking a page out of Da Mare‘s book when they awarded a $1.7 billion, no-bid, ongoing contract for Iraqi reconstruction work to Halliburton, which the veep used to run before re-entering “public life.”

But now they’ve really got the idea. Echoing Chicago-style practices of ensuring that political enemies (or simply apolitical types) don’t get their fingers on any government dough, the Pentagon announced it wouldn’t award any reconstruction contracts to companies whose countries that opposed the war in the first place.

It’s wonderful what a little war can do for the practice of good government.

Latest story

Here’s my latest story to become available online. It’s about a company that acts as a cooperative of agencies to help them get better contracts with the insurance companies they work for.

It’s quite innovative, actually. Meanwhile, I’ll be very hard at work this week finishing up stories and editing for the debut edition of Insurance Journal Midwest, coming out Jan. 12. It will be a challenge, but it should be well worth it. The cover story for this first issue is quite a catch, I think, and hopefully will help make a name for our magazine here in the heartland.

Two more good moves

The Cubs did the least possible damage to their payroll and filled a couple of question marks at the same time by signing Mark Grudzielanek and Tom Goodwin.

It’s unlikely that Grudzie will repeat his above average (for him) 2003 season, but it’ll only cost the Cubs $2.5 million for one year to hope that he does. After that, they are pinning their hopes on a minor-league prospect, Brendan Harris, to fill the gap. But this is a minimal commitment both in time and money, especially given that any of the leadoff type, lefthanded-hitting second basemen out there probably would have asked for twice the money and a three-year deal.

Barring injury, the Cubs will be “solid” at second base. The question of who will lead off is of course still wide open. Grudzie did lead off some last year.

There may be better reserve outfielders available on the market, but I think re-signing Goodwin is just fine. And again, at a very reasonable price: $650,000. He’s got speed, he’s a lefty and can play all three outfield positions. If there are any injury problems with Alou or Patterson, Goodwin can fill in and lead off.

Now, unless something remarkable happens, it looks as though the Cubs will regularly have only one lefthanded batter in the everyday lineup: Corey Patterson. The one other position the Cubs still have a chance to improve is catcher, with Pudge Rodriguez and Javy Lopez still available as free agents and Jason Kendall being shopped around by the Pirates. All of them are righthanded, however. This should be the Cubs’ top priority, much more so than another reliever or a fifth starter.

Both of those “needs” can be filled more cheaply and probably just as well by pitchers the Cubs already have in the farm system. A more productive offense is what will set this team apart, as the Cubs were incredibly lucky to have no major injuries to their pitching staff last year. Investing money in a catcher is always a risky proposition because of the likelihood of injuries, but if the Cubs want to win the pennant next year it has to be done.

Merry Snitchmas

It’s not every day someone proudly proclaims his love of busybody snitches. Leave that to a liberal like Chicago Tribune metro columnist Eric Zorn, who gives a merry “Ho, ho, ho!” to the nosy next-door neighbors in today’s column.

The city recently fined more than 1,000 drivers who did not have the required city sticker displayed on their cars. The ticket, the sticker and the late fee add up to $165 for these drivers who have traditionally avoided the fines by parking in private garages both at home and work.

Zorn cheers:

Heaven and nature might not be singing at the plight of those who’ve been skulking around from private garage to private garage trying to avoid paying the $75 annual sticker fee, but I sure am.

And knowing that calls from informants to 773-742-9217, the tip line at the clerk’s office, have lately increased from between five and 10 a day to approximately 40 fills me with great cheer.

Prompting the surge was a City Council ordinance passed last month authorizing law enforcement to search for sticker violators in nearly all privately owned parking garages. …

And all the surrounding publicity has inspired keen-eyed citizens to call 773-742-9217 — What? I already gave the number? Well, then I repeat myself–to offer suggestions to inspectors where to find mother lodes of violators.

It’s not that those without stickers are lawbreakers that’s making my days merry and bright. It’s that they’re freeloaders who for years have been taking a ride on the sleigh pulled by those of us who ante up and get our stickers and who have occasionally paid the “failure to display” fine when missing the deadline to install the new sticker.

Never mind the theoretical issue of fairness — ultimately, those who follow the law make up the shortfall caused by those who ignore it. If there were true justice in the system, authorities would cross-reference these new tickets with old vehicle registration, voter registration and tax records, then charge fees and fines dating back as far as the statute of limitations allows.

No tender and mild treatment for the wicked. Let ’em pay, let ’em pay, let ’em pay.

Never mind that the city sticker — or sucker sticker, as a friend of mine dubbed it — has no valid purpose and is simply a way to generate revenue. Gas is already taxed by Chicago and Cook County of 11 cents per gallon. If that is not enough to maintain the road infrastructure of the area (doubtful), then the gas tax should be increased.

The sucker sticker isn’t necessary for vehicle identification, of course. We have license plates for that, another $85, if I recall correctly. No, it’s not an easy pass to get you through the tolls faster. It doesn’t even verify that your car has passed the environmental inspection. It just sits there, with some kid’s ugly drawing on it (there’s a contest every year, see), and is impossible to scrape off the window, which you must do because it’s also against the law to put your new sticker above the old sticker, as that would make it too hard for the police to notice you’re scoffing the law.

And if you don’t buy the sticker, that’s a great opportunity for the city to make you pay yet again. All taxes deserve some “avoision,” as Kent Brockman put it, but this one’s a real stinker that ought to be reduced or scrapped altogether, not cheered on and enforced by busybodies like Zorn.

One last note. While the conceit is that mostly the well-to-do who park in private garages are being hit by this stepped up enforcement of the sucker sticker, this is yet another unnecessary tax that everyone has to face, and it obviously has a disproportionate impact on the poor folks liberals like Zorn claims to care so much about. He should be explaining how the city’s cronyism and wasteful bureaucracy make taxes like this necessary — that’s what a real journalist would do, anyway.

I guess it’s OK if a few families have to pass on toys for the kids this Christmas, so long as the busybodies can feel good about themselves.

Liberte, egalite, idiote

American conservatives who fret that God has been taken out of the public square ought to take a look at what is happening in France right now, where leaders in parliament have called for a ban of any visible religious symbol in the schools there.

Meanwhile, supposed defender of Muslim sovereignty French President Jacques Chirac said in a speech that the head scarves and veils Muslim girls wear to school “ostentatious signs of religious proselytism” that are “aggressive” in nature.

The focus in the United States is, as it should be, on ensuring that the government does not endorse or establish any particular religion or religious expression. France wants to rid public life of any religious expression, period. Muslims here may be targets of counter-terrorist snoops, and they may be deproted just for registering with the government, but at least their daughters can wear their scarves to school.

Not one moment

Sport must love it when I read the paper on our walks.

This morning, I looked up from my paper to see a woman passing by. She gave Sport and me a funny look. She looked at him, then she looked at me. A smile slowly crept across her face. I figured this was the usual smile Sport tends to elicit from oh, everybody, because he’s so darned cute.

But no.

I looked down and saw that a giant bagel was hanging out of Sport’s little mouth. Thankfully, I was able to snatch it away before he did too much damage.

Accounting for victory

Whatever actually happened in the ambush at Samarra, the U.S. military’s newfound love for enemy body counts should be disturbing to everyone, for or against the Iraq war.

“We’ve been killing and capturing bushels of these guys, but no one was talking about it,” one senior military officer told a Los Angeles Times reporter. “For a while there it was beginning to look like only Americans were being killed.”

An obsession with what things “look like” is beginning to opress all facets of the Iraq occupation. Touting enemy-kills in a war defined by the asymmetric nature of the opposing forces is beyond useless. And given the difficulty of differentiating between the warriors and the noncombatants, the numbers will be grossly overinflated and tragically overlook the real impact on Iraqi civilians of the occupation.

Here are some figures that do matter in evaluating the success of the occupation:

  • Is the number of daily attacks going up or down?
  • Is the unemployment rate going down?
  • Is the number of well trained Iraqi police going up?
  • Is the number of U.S. troops going down?

U.S. forces have been put in a very tough position. Do we really want “Kill as many as you can” to be publicly defined as part of their mission in Iraq? It’s bad for morale, it’s bad for the occupation, it’s bad for average, innocent Iraqis.

(Also posted to Stand Down.)