I’m reading Jim Bovard’s new book, “Terrorism and Tyranny,” and I just love the author bio on the dust jacket, which reads in part:

He is one of Washington’s most controversial journalists. His work has been publicly denounced by the director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Postmaster General, the Secretary of Agriculture, and the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, as well as the chiefs of the Drug Enforcement Administration, the U.S. International Trade Commission, the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, and the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

Awesome. You think that’s on his business card?