According to the Death Clock my ticker will finally tock in 2048. I would be 71.

That’s not so bad. I guess I’d like to make it to the mid-century mark, though. Guess I better start that diet. Or get back on the bike. Ugh.

Really, though, the goal is this: make it through to October 2058. That would mark 150 years since the last Cubs World Series win. They’ve got to win one before then, right?

Right?