Stop! Shower time

Sure, it produces cleanliness, but it feels like wasted time to me because any thought I have in the shower is likely to be forgotten by the time I’m dressed and at my desk.

So there’s no point of thinking at all while taking a shower. God forbid I actually have an interesting thought in the shower, because there’s little chance I’ll remember it in 15 minutes. I can listen to the radio and sing along, which lessens the danger of thought. But then I’ve to lug the boom box around.

I need a water-proof writing system in the shower. That would help. I could also check off my to-do list in the shower. Shampoo hair — check. Wash unmentionables — check.

And so on.

Mmm … diseased kitties

The New York Times reports:

Today’s lifting of the travel advisory coincided with an announcement by researchers here and in Shenzhen, just across the border in mainland China, that they had discovered a virus in a rare species of tree-dwelling cat that is virtually identical to the virus believed to cause SARS in humans.

Yuen Kwok-yung, a microbiologist at Hong Kong University, said that the corona virus had been found in the feces of masked palm civets, a nocturnal species found from Pakistan to Indonesia that is considered a delicacy in southern China. Some of the first known cases of SARS occurred last November among chefs and others in Guangdong Province involved in the preparation of wild game for expensive banquets.

As Karen likes to say, “Cats are crazy!”

Behind the game casts

The Tribune’s Eric Gwinn had a nice story in Tuesday’s paper about the different game-casting sites and how they’re put together.

I guess I hadn’t thought much about it, but each game is scored by a human being who works for MLB.com or ESPN or whomever. And they track the game pitch-by-pitch, which is actually more intensive than you might think.

The one thing I wonder is why you can’t just listen to the game on the radio? I guess some workplaces are not too tolerant of that. It doesn’t seem to be a problem at my workplace. Heh, heh.

Agonizing

Carlos Zambrano pitched a great game today. Unfortunately, he gave up the only run the Cardinals needed to beat him when he threw a ball into centerfield.

It was the 12th error this year by the Cubs’ pitching staff. Aargh! Add to my agony that the evil, evil Yankees beat the Red Sox tonight to retake first place clear.

On the positive side of the ledger, however: The evil, lazy Lakers are gone, which kind of sucks the interest out of the NBA playoffs for me. I guess I’d like to see David Robinson get another ring before retiring. Why not?

Also, the White Sox are stinking up the joint. They are four games below .500, and manager Jerry Manuel is likely to get yanked sometime soon. Heh, heh, heh.

An unnecessary tragedy

Ironically, the best way to make sure we don’t see the likes of the Texas smuggling tragedy that led to the deaths of 18 illegal immigrants is a relaxation of law enforcement.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m glad the Texas authorities seem to be fiercely pursuing the culprits behind this monstrosity.

But the reason why migrant workers turn to smugglers, or coyotes as they’re known, is because they can’t get across the border in a safer, more legal way. And as more and more resources have been poured into border patrol, the coyotes have had to take even more precautions to make sure their illegal cargo is not discovered. That’s how you get someone with the brilliant idea of packing people like sardines in the back of a refrigerated truck with no air to breathe.

As long as there’s opportunity here, people will try to seize it. And I don’t want to make the United States a police state or a third-world country to stop illegal immigration. And there’s not a damn thing wrong with trying to make money for honest work, no matter what the law says.

American policy, however, is that migrant workers must risk their lives in order to improve them. One wonders if the real tragedy, from the perspective of those responsible for our disastrous and immoral border policy, isn’t that anyone survives the trek at all.

What are our options?

In a National Journal column posted at Reason’s Web site, Jonathan Rauch writes, “Spending the world’s goodwill on reform in the Arab world is the most dangerous course the Bush administration could have set, except for all the others.”

Unfortunately, Rauch doesn’t consider all the other options, at least not in the column. He thinks our options are to continue to support dictatorial Arab regimes or to engage in a policy never-ending war (or threat of war) to achieve “democracy,” which supposedly will be less anti-American.

But there is another option: retrenchment. Pulling the troops out of Saudi Arabia was a good first step. This doesn’t mean giving up the fight against Al Qaeda; it means redoubling that effort, and it means not giving Islamic extremists yet more reason for their “irrational” hatred of the United States.

Meanwhile, Steve Chapman takes a pretty strong stand today, criticizing the solution of regime change in Iraq as “Some solution. A full month after our great triumph, the critics are as critical as ever, the United States is still isolated and Iraq is in chaos. Instead of being cornered and cowed, Al Qaeda is on the offensive, deploying suicide bombers to slaughter Americans. And has anyone noticed that Afghanistan has slid back into anarchy?”

I’m dividied about what to do now that we’re in Iraq. Just withdrawing might only worsen things and leave the impression that we came, we saw, we conquered, we ditched the place. But it’s been very bumpy so far. Now the U.S. has managed to upset not just Islamic extremists but regular old Iraqis who have this odd insistence on food, water, electricity, gas, jobs.

And now we read that it may take years for the Iraqi oil industry to fully recover and really start bringing in the dough.

Good ol’ Afghanistan, at least, was dirt and resource poor so there was no pretension that we could turn it around lickety split.

She’s just a girl

I don’t understand what Vijay Singh and other men golfers are so concerned about.

Singh, who has since eaten crow a bit, said he hoped teen golfer girl sensation Annika Sorenstam missed the cut at the Colonial Invitation next week.

“She doesn’t belong out there,” he said. “What is she going to prove by playing? It’s ridiculous. She’s the best woman golfer in the world, and I want to emphasize ‘woman.’ We have our tour for men, and they have their tour. She’s taking a spot from someone in the field.”

First, as has been noted repeatedly, the PGA is gender neutral. It is not making an exception to let Sorenstam play. She’ll be hitting from the same tees, using the same clubs, playing the same game. The only equipment she’ll have that the men don’t is what she was born with.

So what’s the problem? That she’ll take a “man’s” spot? But the spots don’t belong to men or to women, but to the best players. Sorenstam is the best woman golfer in the world. Now she wants to see if she’s one of the best golfers, period.

I guess in Singh’s mind, golf balls aren’t the only balls that matter when it comes to competing on the links.

UPDATE: I was not aware that Sorenstam did not have to qualify for the tournament like the rest of the players. That changes things a little bit. Still, once on the links she’ll be playing by the same rules as everyone else.

I do think she should have to qualify like any other player, though.