Oscar wants to get his war on

So, for now, the Oscars are still set for Sunday, but with no red carpet. What would a postponement accomplish, exactly? If Wednesday had not seen the start of a long-expected war but, say, a terrorist tragedy parallel to Sept. 11, then I could understand some reticence.

But even considering a postponement is just self-aggrandizing Hollywood at its best. I think the entertainment press doesn’t think the Oscar races are too interesting this year. And why roll up the red carpet? Out of deference to the war effort, it’s said. Huh? I don’t understand what the connection between the two is supposed to be.

Or is it that actors are so terrified of some kind of terrorist attack — because we all know Joan Rivers is target No. 1, right after the White House? Puh-leeze. Get a grip, Hollywood. Just do the show.

I understand, though, that if something important happens during the broadcast, the show will be stopped for breaking news (because, you know, there are only three broadcast stations, no radio, no Internet …) and then resumed right where the action left off. That means the show could be even longer than usual, perhaps hitting the five or six-hour mark.

I can’t believe we’ll have to wait that long just to see some dopey musical win best picture. Oh, well. I’ll upload my Oscar picks sometime tomorrow, so stay tuned if you want to win the big prize at your Oscar party.

In the meantime, here’s a great source for Oscar buzz.

It’s the protestiest thing yet

What amazes me about yesterday’s protests in Chicago is that plans for direct action have been in the works for weeks among anti-war groups around the country.

Heck, one only needed basic cable to hear speaker after speaker call for anti-warriors to “shut it down” on C-SPAN last weekend. Yet Chicago police somehow were asleep on the job, inconveniencing thousands of Lake Shore Drive commuters.

It just goes to show how ignored the anti-war movement is in this country that they could openly be planning these direct actions and go pretty much unheeded.

That said, what the protesters in Chicago did and how they did it was pretty cool. Somehow they pulled it off without all the usual jerkiness and violence so common to such efforts. It made for great television, which is precisely what they were going for.

I’m not exactly sure what the direct actions accomplish, though. Millions around the world protested a few weeks ago and Dubya called it a focus group. Congress already surrendered any say over the war to the president. It’s in his hands now, and he’s not listening to anything anti-warriors have to say.

So … what? We can either focus on this war and trying to cause a ruckus and annoy city residents who have pretty much no say in the conduct or the decision to go to war, or we can make sure Iraq is the last war of its kind by developing an alternative to endless, destructive war in the Middle East.

Nobel Peace Prize … then prison

Will the Fawell guilty verdict change how politics is practiced in Illinois? Only if U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald doesn’t let it end with him and goes after former Gov. George Ryan, as is much rumored.

Otherwise, the lesson to politicians will simply be to let your underlings do what they want, just don’t give the go-ahead to shred documents, as Ryan — who has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize by admirers of his death penalty stance — did.

Getting back to where we were

Some hawks might interpret the market’s two-day rally as a sign that the war’s actually good for the economy. Au contraire.

The markets are just now pricing in where they would have been all along before the uncertainty about a possible war had never come about. The only possible benefit of the war — an increased oil supply coming out of a rebuilt Iraq — could have been achieved by simply lifting the sanctions on Iraq.

It’s a great feeling to know you’re alive

Just had a talk with my boss, Mark Wells, the publisher of Insurance Journal, about a story I’m working on. And, apropos of nothing, he said I was doing a great job. He had read some of my stuff and thought I was doing really good work.

In other good-for-me news, I was awarded an honorable mention in the Felix Morley Journalism Competition, which is certainly better than I thought I’d do. I don’t get any money, but I do get an ego boost. And that must be worth something.

UPDATE: I just got a call from the copy chief at Liberty Suburban Newspapers offering me a copy editing gig there, which of course I can’t take … but it’s nice to be loved.