Driving back to Chicago from Springfield on I-55 I saw an odd, small sign sprouting out of the middle of a field on my right-hand side. It said, “THE VILLAIN THOUGHT.” Odd, I thought.

Then, 200 feet later, another sign in the same style read, “HE’D PLAY ROUGH.” Hmm, interesting.

The last three, all spaced 200 feet apart, read thusly: “UNTIL THE LADY / CALLED HIS BLUFF / GUNSSAVELIFE.COM.” Heh, heh, heh. Very clever. See the other verses the GunsSaveLife.com folks have come up with and read about their legal battle with the Illinois Department of Transportation.