The inspections trap

While it’s clear that Dubya & Co. are disingenuous about allowing the U.N. inspections process to work (“We’ve got evidence, you just can’t see it,” they say), we shouldn’t be fooled into thinking that a search that doesn’t turn up anything in Iraq will keep the dogs of war at bay.

Dubya never wanted inspections, doubts they’ll work, and claims to have evidence of at least attempts to accumulate or build weapons of mass destruction. That might be a bluff, but Dubya seems pretty damn convinced that Saddam’s up to no good. I doubt that’s all wishful thinking on his part. And it doesn’t matter, since it seems so many politicians, pundits and the public at large seems willing to accept Dubya’s word that he’s got the goods on Saddam.

In which case, the inspections process has been a waste of time. Yeah, if it turns out there’s no smoking gun it hurts Dubya’s cause a little bit, but all along the administration has asked Iraq to prove a negative. Just because we can’t find the weapons doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

Which brings us full circle to the original question: Is Saddam a threat? Moreover, is he the primary threat to U.S. national security? The debate needs to be shifted away from this hocus-pocus inspections game to some contemplation over how well containment has worked, how well deterrence has worked, and perhaps most effective rhetorically, how much we are still at risk from Islamic extremist terrorists around the globe who are still hell-bent on killing as many Americans as they can.

The U.N. inspections are a sideshow. Nothing that results from them will keep us out of war. Also posted to Stand Down.

The Baker effect

At least one player has signed with the Cubs in part because of Dusty Baker.

New Cubs reliever Mike Remlinger said, “I think getting Dusty really added a lot of credibility. It’s easy for teams to say in the winter, ‘We’re going to be different.’ But when you bring someone in with Dusty’s track record, that says a lott.”

By the way, the Cubs have unveiled a new slogan, “Why not us?” after one of Baker’s lines at his first press conference as Cubs manager. Sure. Why not?

Hallelujah, Hundley’s gone!

Or almost gone, if he and the Dodger’s Mark Grudzielanek can restructure their deals, whatever that means. Also coming over in the trade would be first baseman Eric Karros, who would play first base for Choi against lefties.

Assuming this happens, it’s a great addition by subtraction. Grudzielanek and Karros will help shore up the bench and … Hundley‘s gone! Since coming to the Cubs, he has hit .197, struck out 69 more times than he reached base safely, made 14 errors, and threw out a measly 30 percent of attempted base stealers.

Hundley was a terrible, terrible player, and I am thrilled that he will soon be gone.

They got Remlinger; who’s next?

The Cubs got the left-handed middle reliever they wanted in Mike Remlinger, and not at too steep a price — $10.5 million over three years.

I can see why the Braves only wanted to offer Remlinger, 36 years old, a three-year deal, and I can’t say I’m thrilled the Cubs decided to give him that extra year. But Remlinger, if his skills stay intact, will be excellent trade bait come next July or even the July after that. Who doesn’t want a good left-handed middle reliever when the dog days come around?

What I don’t get is the talk of signing Ivan Rodriguez. While he’s obviously the best catcher of our era (Piazza is just the best hitter who happens to be behind the plate), the Cubs have already signed two catchers and
are trying to get rid of a third.

I suppose that Miller and Bako are insurance in case I-Rod goes elsewhere, and are trade bait if he does wind up coming here. The beauty part is that I-Rod is also represented by Jeff Moorad, Dusty Baker’s agent.

Of course, Moorad also represented Jim Thome, who wound up signing with the Phillies for $82 million over six years. There was talk of a “hometown discount” for the Cubs, but that would had to have been awfully big discount to make the signing worthwhile.

With that $13 million a year the Cubs have already gotten an excellent lefty in the bullpen for $3.5 million. Now they’ve got another $10 million to throw at a third basemen or maybe catch a currently undervalued future Hall-of-Fame catcher in I-Rod. Don’t sound too bad.

Politicians double murder rate

Yes, it’s true!

According to an editorial in yesterday’s Chicago Tribune, “Last year alone, of the 570 slayings in which police determined motives, 260 were tied to gangs, narcotics or narcotics turf disputes.” That’s almost half of the murders cops have pinned down a motive for.

These murders are a direct result of the illegal drug trade in Chicago. There might be a lot of ugly things about legally available hard drugs, but will there be anything as ugly as those 260 lives that were lost last year. Or that are lost every year, in every major metropolitan area in this country?

The answer, of course, is more vigorous prosecution of this war on drugs and gangs, says the Tribune editorial.

Hooray for stupidity!

The empire strikes out

Dubya & Co. think what the world needs now is a war, sweet war, but empires ain’t what they used to be, the Cato Institute’s Ivan Eland says. He writes:

The strategy of empire is likely to overstretch and bleed America’s economy and its military and federal budgets, and the overextension could hasten the decline of the United States as a superpower, as it did the Soviet Union and Great Britain. The strategy could also have the opposite effect from what its proponents claim it would have; that is, it would alarm other nations and peoples and thus provoke counter-balancing behavior and create incentives for other nations to acquire weapons of mass destruction as an insurance policy against American military might.

See his full analysis here. Also posted to Stand Down.

Dubya, friend of liberty

The new terrorism insurance bill Dubya signed will ensure that the feds take on the risks that insurance companies think are too high. Want to build a huge skyscraper that will prove a tempting target for terrorists? “Go for it,” says the new law.
By leaving this in private hands, real estate developers and insurers would have a profit incentive to be creative and design buildings that actually reduce the risk of terrorist attacks. So much for that. That “giant sucking sound” you hear, to quote Ross Perot, is your tax dollars going to pay off big insurance companies the next time there’s a major terrorist attack.

Can I unbuckle my stomach?

That’s the question I uttered in between groans of satisfaction/pain somewheres about 9:30 p.m. on
Thanksgiving, thanks to two heaping platefuls of all the fixin’s, minus the candied yams thanks to a certain debacle which should go unmentioned henceforth.

Of course, I had already unbuckled my belt a couple of notches but that wasn’t nearly enough. Especially since I decided to throw dessert into the mix, in this case my mom’s wonderful rice pudding.

Chuck says that calling Thanksgiving “Turkey Day” misses the point. I guess. Seems to me that turkey’s pretty essential to the meal.

You know, Thanksgiving’s always been one of my favorite holidays (along with Independence Day), and one reason is because it is the one day a year when fat people like me can really pig out without shame. Indeed, eating less than your fill on Thanksgiving is seen as a bad thing. You’re just not being thankful enough.

I guess that in some way all holidays involve the senses, but Thanksgiving is special because there’s nothing more basic than food. We need it to survive. The food we receive on Thanksgiving, though, is a metaphor for that other stuff we really need not only to survive but to flourish: the love and support of our family, friends and loved ones.

So, those two drumsticks, three pieces of pumpkin pie and one pound of mashed potatoes aren’t an alarming sign of your rapidly deteriorating health. They are a simple reminder that each bite brings you closer to the ones you love and who do you the great favor of loving you back, in spite of your many flaws.

For that, I’m thankful.