More manager talk

Phil Rogers says Bobby Valentine or Art Howe would be best to manage the Cubs, but I just don’t see why anyone with half a brain would want to come to the Cubs. A former Met manager in Chicago? Shudder.

And why on Earth are the Giants even thinking of letting Dusty Baker go (even if that means simply not offering him the kind of money he wants)? I just don’t get it.

Stick with what got you there

That seems to the be the lesson of the division series. The A’s, understandably, went with a three-man rotation and it cost them. The Braves also started game-one pitcher Tom Glavine on three days’ rest and he got rocked again by the Giants. How will Milwood do on three days’ rest? It’s one thing if you’re like the D-Backs and have only Schilling and Johnson, and you know those guys are so great that they’ll win no matter how little rest they have.

But otherwise, why risk it? Especially when you could play as many as 19 games in the post-season? Going with a three-man rotation seems like a waste. Instead, it would be wiser to go with the four-man rotation and keep the No. 5 starter in the bullpen for long relief if the No. 4 starter really struggles. That’s the way to tighten up for these playoff series, not by running exhausted pitchers out to the mount to throw on three days’ rest.

Operation Waste of Time

A nice story by Michael Trackett in the Tribune unveils what Attorney General John Ashcroft’s Operation Flytrap accomplished. It mucked up the lives of hundreds of people who had no connection to terrorist groups and were guilty of nothing more than fudging a little bit to get jobs.

Naturally, Ashcroft had a big press conference to take credit for his
wonderful work. “Our response has been to weave a web of terrorism prevention that brings together all agencies of justice and every level of law enforcement,” Ashcroft said in April. “Let me be clear — there will be zero tolerance of security breaches at our nation’s airports.” Aw, that’s super. I just can’t wait when we have a whole cabinet-level department devoted to this kind of nonsense.

Ding-dong, the Yanks are dead

And they did us all the favor of not dragging it out until the seventh game of the World Series like last year. The difference was simple: pitching. Anaheim hit .376 and averaged almost eight runs a game. And in crucial eighth-inning situations, Torre could not go to Rivera because of his arm troubles this year. The Angels are a great story, but so are the Twins.

First they defied Bud Selig, who wanted to contract them. Then they defied their owner, Carl Pohlad, who badly wants to sell them. And now they defied the odds, by beating a team with the best 1-2-3 starters in the major leagues and an A.L. record 20-game win streak this year. Odds should once again go against the Twins, though now they have the home-field advantage. The Angels are clearly the stronger team and also feel they have destiny on their side.

Now this kind of bursts my bubble, since I no longer have to root based on who has the best chance of beating the Yankees. So I can, without hesitation, root for the Giants to beat the Braves in game five (a tough task) and take on the Cardinals. Barry’s finally come through with a couple of home runs, though once again he’s been pretty much a non-factor, as those dingers came late in games in which the Giants trailed by large margins.

While we’re on the topic of these division series, the A’s and Yankees upsets illustrates one of the problems with the Wild Card. The first problem is that the division series are so rarely even close to competitive. But the second is that, in such a short series, it’s much too easy for a team to come in and beat a superior opponent just because one or two pitchers had a bad outing or someone got hot at the plate.

This is not to say that the Twins and Angels didn’t win fair and square — they did. And the “better team” doesn’t always win in the playoffs. But a five-game series is really not a good test of which team is better. If major-league baseball insists on having a division series and a wild card, the series should be seven games.

Who wants to manage the Cubs?

Reports are that the Cubs may be eyeing Buck Showalter and that Bobby Valentine wouldn’t mind coming to Chicago.

Both of these big names may toy with coming to Chicago and even interview for the job, but it’s hard to believe that either one will wind up here. The Cubs have a lot of young talent (Prior, Patterson, Hill, Choi, Zambrano, et. al.) combined with veterans (Sosa, Alou, Lieber) and will take a couple of years to really grow into a pennant-contending team, if ever. I don’t think Showalter or Valentine wants to step into that kind of situation, unless they feel they can turn around the team overnight.

And, after this year, both Hendry and MacPhail must be feeling pressure to improve the team immediately or lose their jobs.

You so crazy!

Another excellent column from Steve Chapman on Hussein’s purported madness. Chapman goes back and shows how what now seem like irrational moves (war with Iran, invading Kuwait) at the time seemed necessary for survival and not at all crazy. Further, when his survival was very much in doubt during the Gulf War, Hussein still refrained from using the weapons of mass destruction he possessed at the time.

Why would it be different this time around? More generally, how un-crazy does a person have to be to realize that going nuclear with the United States is a very, very bad idea? A bare grasp on reality seems to be the only requirement.

Rooting interests

In a way, it’s easy to know who to root for this postseason — anyone but the Yankees. But arranging your rooting interests around hating the Yankees isn’t as easy as it sounds. Sure, I know to root for the A’s because they have a much better shot of beating the Yanks in the ALCS, but what about the National League?

I’d like to root for the D-Backs because they proved last year they could crush Yankee dreams, but they are too banged up this year to really make a run at it. Their starting pitching (after Schilling and Johnson) is even weaker than it was last year, and Byung Hyung-Kim shows no signs of being more consistent or reliable than last fall.

So then I should root for the Cardinals against the Diamondbacks, right? Well, no, because the Cardinals are actually good enough to beat the Braves, who with their pitching really should have the best shot at beating the Yankees from the N.L. With starter Woody Williams now out for the first round and potentially for the rest of the postseason and closer Jason Isringhausen fragile, it’s hard to believe that the Cardinals could compete with the Yanks when it comes to pitching.

Hopefully, the Angels will do us all a favor and get rid of the Yanks in the first round. That would be oh, so sweet. Now — who will win? The A’s and Braves have to be seen as the favorites because of their outstanding pitching, the best in their respective leagues. The Yankees find ways to win, though, as they did in the 8th inning of Tuesday night’s game against the Angels.

And the Braves find ways to lose before getting to the Series. I’d love to see the Giants win, and I’d especially love for Barry to have a good playoff run. The Cardinals’ lineup may be formidable enough to carry
them all the way, though their lefty-dominated order would definitely suffer against the A’s Mulder and Zito, not to mention the Yankees’ Pettitte and Wells.

For now, I’m picking the A’s to win the American League and the Cardinals to win the National League. The Braves are already down 1-0 in their series and the Cardinals are oh, so hot. As are the Giants, but Ortiz, Schmidt, et. al. cannot contain the Cardinal bats. But the Cardinals won’t be able to hit against the A’s, who will win it all. (I think. For now. At this moment. We’ll see.) It should be fun!

Homeland security or job security?

In case you needed any more evidence that the Homeland Security Department is a giant sinkhole in the making, just look at what’s keeping Tom Ridge from
getting his own shiny new cabinet chair. Congress and the president have been arguing for weeks about job rules. Job rules!

And we think this 170,000-person monstrosity is somehow going to help secure the homeland? Let’s drop this sucker while we still can.