If you’re like me — and we all know you wish you were — you often think to yourself, “Self: Is there any more profound moment than when Keanu Reeves says ‘Whoa’ in ‘The Matrix‘ after Morpheus leaps across the street from one building to another in the Matrix simulation?”

And you probably answer, “No, there isn’t.” In that case, I strongly urge you to visit the Society for Keanu Consciousness. Learn about the Tao of No (the No Way) and Keanastrology!