Therapeutic cloning should not be banned

Do you agree? Then you should sign this petition. Therapeutic cloning has thremendous potential to help cure disease and extend life. The petition reads:

We the undersigned recognize that the cloning of cells offers scientists the chance to advance medical research and perhaps one day treat devastating illnesses such as juvenile diabetes, Alzheimer’s, and Parkinson’s by replacing lost or debilitated cells.

Congress should not outlaw this research despite recent pressure from various political factions. Nor should Congress impose a moratorium on this research, which would have the effect of halting the advances that are currently being made.

We the undersigned — many of us conservatives, some of us scientists, all of us concerned for the future — want it known that therapeutic cloning has supporters from across the political spectrum. To halt this research would be a terrible blow to science and public health.

See what some leading thinkers have written about the left-right allied attempt to outlaw life-saving scientific research.

News flesh!

Interesting story by Jeff Prince in the Fort Worth Weekly about the sometimes uneasy relationship between alternative weekly newspapers and the adult entertainment ads that often appear in the back. How alternative weeklies balance their desire for increased respectability in towns where they are often the only alternative to a monopoly daily with their fondness for the easy green adult entertainment ads bring in is certainly a fascinating topic, but Prince reaches for a trend.

He writes:

The alternative news industry is in the midst of change — an evolution rather than a revolution. In some cities, papers are cutting back on raunchy ads. In other places, publishers continue to enlarge their red-light sections.

OK, so red-light advertising is either increasing or decreasing, depending on the paper. Talk about a news flash!

Here’s the real scoop:

The Internet offers advertisers near-boundless freedom and accessibility, an advantage that more sex workers are discovering each week. Add it all up, and the future of dirty ads in alternative newsweeklies appears less rosy than most of the cheeks that appear in these pages.

I think that’s right. Whether it’s sex chat, exotic dancing or prostitution, anyone can advertise in a much more explicit and uncensored fashion on the Web and at a much cheaper cost. The only hard part might be whether your site can be found amid all the sex-related material online.

But as alt-weeklies look to provide a more serious option for news consumers frustrated by one-horse towns, they will probably look to either tame or trim the amount of sex advertising they carry in a bid for respectability. And the truth is, we may be reaching that elusive tipping point where many sex workers decide, “Hey, I don’t need this paper to make money.”

That said, when a medium for such otherwise difficult-to-find advertising is established, the
people who use it will seek it out repeatedly and thus make advertising in that space worthwhile on the margin.

If you’re really, really evil, then you must be insane

That’s the logic of those who look at a case like Andrea Yates‘ and conclude that no sane person would kill her own five children. But the sad fact is that people do evil things all the time, and it doesn’t necessarily make them incapable of appreciating the consequences of their actions.

While Yates’ case got much more publicity, a local case here in suburban Chicago featured frighteningly similar circumstances. On March 4, 1999, Marilyn Lemak laced her three children’s peanut butter with drugs and then smothered them to death. They were 7, 6 and 3 years old. She was found guilty last December and now a judge has sentenced Lemak to life in prison, lecturing her in court thusly:

“It is appropriate that you spend the rest of your life thinking about these children,” Circuit Judge George Bakalis told Lemak in a blistering and rare display of outrage before a hushed courtroom full of spectators in Wheaton.

“It is appropriate that, every day, as you look at the walls, the floor, the ceiling, the bars, you will see the faces of these young children and hear these young voices asking you: ‘Why, Mom? We loved you, Mom. Why did you do this to us?'”

What a brave display. Indeed, holding people responsible for their crimes is not cruel, but rather gives people the dignity of shame. When we harm others, we should feel guilty and we should pay for our crimes. If nothing else, we need to make sure that violent people aren’t allowed another opportunity to kill again. Conversely, we owe nonviolent people the dignity of freedom. Instead, what we do, as psychiatry critic Thomas Szasz has noted throughout his career, is lock up innocent people we believe are crazy and set free guilty people we believe are crazy.

There may be some cases where a person is truly incapable of appreciating the consequences of his
actions. But why set them free, if a person who has demonstrated violent tendencies and cannot tell right from wrong is clearly a danger to society? “Guilty but insane” sounds good to me. Lock them up in a special psychiatric facility for the remainder of their lives. The important thing is to appreciate who really is dangerous to society and who is just someone who makes life hard for his family or the psychiatrist assigned to care for him.

Dubya misguided on Gov. Ryan

Michael Sneed reported last week that the White House is trying to get Gov. George Ryan to resign, fearing that the stink from the license-for-bribes scandal will drag down Attorney General Jim Ryan’s gubernatorial chances against Rod Blagojevich.

“Gov. Ryan is a party guy and may see the need to step aside in an effort to help Jim Ryan win the race,” a top GOP source told Sneed.

First, I don’t see any evidence that Ryan is a party guy. He has consistently double-crossed his party to make deals with both Madigan and Daley. For goodness’ sake, he ran in ’98 on a pork-barrel spending platform. Second, if Ryan were to resign, wouldn’t that make things tougher and not easier on the attorney general? It would be an admission of guilt on the guv’s part which would only reflect badly on Jim Ryan. It’s clear that Rod plans to make Ryan’s lack of initiative in investigating the licenses-for-bribes scandal a major part of his attack strategy.

To have the guv resign, especially so close to the election, would only help the Democrats. Now the attack becomes, “Why didn’t you do anything to investigate the governor who would be forced by the pressures surrounding the scandal to resign?”

But there’s a larger point of silliness here, which is the apparent belief on the part of Dubya and others at the White House that who’s in the governor’s office will make a difference in ’04. Illinois has gone big for Democrats three elections in a row. Certainly, a liberal Republican like Ryan didn’t make a difference in 2000, and I don’t see any reason to think that Jim Ryan would do much better. And, gee, didn’t Dubya also lose Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania, where his gubernatorial pals John Engler, Tommy Thompson and Tom Ridge were supposed to help him out?

And his own brother left Dubya’s chad hanging for more than a month before the Supreme Court stepped in and settled things. In other words, Dubya needs to focus on winning over the voters in the suburban areas of these states if he wants to win. Republican governors won’t do it. Voters are very well able to distinguish between Republicans and Democrats at the state and national levels.

Internship update

My team of advisers informs me that an internship in D.C. and academic credit from Georgetown would probably be more impressive to future employers than clips from a small paper in a small town.

But there’s a wrinkle. Columbia requires that my last 12 credits be completed at Columbia. While I’ll probably get six or more credits from Columbia for the internship, the other six would be transfer credits from the Georgetown work. So I need to get special permission from the college to let me graduate using those credits.

I hope it all gets worked out. I really would like to be able to do this thing. Living in D.C. for the summer certainly would be more fun than Shelby, N.C. The D.C. program also covers housing and I wouldn’t have to worry about having access to a car, either. No final decision yet, though. Stay tuned.

Oh, by the way, in addition to not landing The Vindicator copy-editing internship in Youngstown, Ohio, I was also passed over the href=”http://www.reason.com/”>Reason magazine Burton C. Gray Memorial Internship. As was my friend Julian Sanchez. The winner? Jeremy Lott, a former colleague of mine at Spintech magazine.

When nature pretends to call

What are the words I most dread hearing in my public speaking class? “I’m going to read a poem I wrote.” Even worse than that are the following words: “This poem is called, ‘More About Me Than You Really Needed to Know.'”

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it happened. It was at that precise moment that I took the opportunity to fake a burning desire to use the bathroom. I may have written my share of bad poetry in my time, but at least I’m courteous enough not to inflict on unsuspecting, involuntary subjects.

This woman, this woman. Do you remember the Jerri Blank character from “Strangers With Candy” on Comedy Central? That’s just about this woman’s fashion sense for you. Assigned to do a dramatic reading in class she read Poe’s “The Raven.” Could you get any more clichéd? Jeez.

Fortunately, I don’t now know more than I “really needed to know” about this her. But I did get some Skittles and a ginger ale after pretending to go to the washroom. So I guess it all worked out OK.

Hizzoner Jr. thinks he’s so funny

Mayor Daley, a lifelong Sox fan, took the opportunity yesterday to mock the Cubs for their bleacher windscreen idea. I agree that the notion that the windscreens have been put in for security purpsoes is laughable, but the point that Daley misses — as usual — is that he doesn’t get to have the last word on what private businesses in Chicago do.

There could be an argument made that it’s unfriendly of the Cubs to overturn a decades-old tradition beloved by visiting sportscasters everywhere, but how friendly is it of the Wrigleyville neighborhood to make it impossible for the Cubs to expand their park and schedule more night games? How much revenue have the Cubs brought into that neighborhood in the last 20 years? How much have property values increased? The neighbors’ whining is getting a little tiresome. If security around the park is really a problem, make the Cubs hire extra security.

They already charge fans an entertainment tax which — presumably — should be paying for the extra police and traffic officers that are placed around the park on game days. But don’t make it harder than necessary for the Cubs to compete while preserving the essentials of what make Wrigley Field such a magnificent place.

I’m starting to feel sick

First the Cubs leave 15 guys on base on Tuesday and barely escape with a victory courtesy of Jon Lieber, then Fassero blows another game, and now Farnsworth is out for four to six weeks.

Fassero betrays no clue of how good he was the first half of last year. Perhaps what we all thought was end-of-season exhaustion from overwork by the clueless Baylor was actually the end of the line for the veteran lefty. And with Farnsworth out, that means Chiasson and Zambrano will really have to step up in the bullpen. And perhaps they’ll be able to do it for a month or two, but this is without a doubt a major blow.

Add to that the Alou question mark and the still invisible offense, and we have the recipe for a long couple of months. If the Cubs’ bats don’t get moving to help out the bullpen, the Cubs will be out of the race by mid-May. It makes me start to think that I won’t miss being away for the summer so much. On the other hand, if the Cubs stink it up, tickets might be easier to come by (not likely).