From goat to greatness

Derek Lowe, who could barely pitch a solid inning in relief last year, threw a no-hitter today. And that’s after he threw seven shutout innings in his first start of the year. Now he’s 4-1 with a 2.04 ERA.

Add to that the good news that Pedro appears to be back for good after another sterling performance last time out and John Burkett‘s surprising performance so far, and we’re looking at a pitching staff that — while it doesn’t hold a candle to the Yankees, A’s or Mariners — is not the complete disaster many thought it would be.

So much is going right for the first-place Red Sox. Nomar is healthy and hitting, Shea Hillenbrand has learned how to take a pitch, Johnny Damon‘s showing last year was a fluke, and Tony Clark should come around eventually.

Boston has a nice little team, but I still doubt that they’ll be able to hold off the Yankees for an entire season. But they could give them a fight into September, and it should be fun to see how things go. Heartburn-inducing, yes, but fun nonetheless.

Fantastic finish

I thought the Celtics were going to let that one slip away, but Pierce saved their butts in the fourth quarter with 11 points. (Interesting stat from the story I linked above: Pierce led the NBA in fourth-quarter points with 552. That’s pretty incredible, considering the competition: Garnett, Bryant, et. al.) In total, Pierce had 25 and Walker had 11, as compared to Iverson’s 29.

Charles Barkley made a good point for once on TNT, which was that sometimes the game of basketball is very simple. The Celtics have two bona fide scoring machines and the Sixers only have one. As long as the Celtics play good enough defense to keep McKie, Snow or Coleman from being a huge factor on the offensive side of the ball, they’re good to go.

So defense is the difference, but as clutch as Pierce was in the fourth, the Celtics had a very balanced scoring attack for a change. McCarty, Pierce, Battie and Williams all scored in double figures. It would be very nice if the Celtics could go into Philly and complete the sweep on their home court. Then the Celtics could just sit back and wait for their second-round opponent. By the way, it was great to really hear the Boston crowd really getting into it. They must be elated to have the Celtics playing games that matter again.

Chilly, but cheered

I went to the Giants-Cubs game on Wednesday night. The game was delayed a half hour by rain and it was really chilly in the ballpark. The cold winds pierced me to the bone. It was worth it, though, to finally see the Cubs get some clutch hitting. Sure, Clement didn’t have a third great start in a row, but Borowski was marvelous in relief again. He pitched 2 1/3 innings, struck out five and got the win.

Most important, of course, was that the offense finally broke through for 10 runs. Even McGriff got in on the act with a crucial triple to bust the game open. Dusty Baker chose to walk Sosa to load the bases in the sixth inning and McGriff made him pay. The nearly worthless Delino DeShields struck out four times in the game. He’s versatile, though — he struck out swinging three times and looking the other time. But the one time DeShields did not strike out was in the sixth, when he walked to keep the inning alive.

The only bummer about the game was that Bonds did not play. I can’t plame Baker for that, though. The field was wet and it was really, really cold. Why risk aggravating Bonds’ hamstring injury?

And today, the Cubbies won a close one, again keyed by a timely hit — this time from DeShields! Heh. He’s still awful, and I hope the Cubs bring up Bobby Hill as soon as he’s ready, but it’s still nice to see him come up with a big hit. And so much for Lieber’s arm troubles. He went eight innings with only 79 pitches, and Bonds didn’t even reach base.

Should be an interesting matchup tomorrow between Wood and Odalis of the Dodgers. Maybe the Cubs just needed a kick in the ass to get their act together. And here’s the beauty part. While the Cubs are five games behind the Pirates, who are in first place, they are within a half game and a game, respectively, of the Astros and Cardinals. The Cubs are lucky that their terrible start did not put them in a huge hole. Now they have to make the most of that by doing what they need to do to win ballgames until Mueller, Hundley, Gordon, Farnsworth, et. al. come back.

Smokers, gamblers get screwed over

I’ve written headlines at the Chronicle and in copy-editing class, so I know that it’s a tough art to master. Conveying the substance of the story while saving space is a delicate balancing act. But the Sun-Times headline over a budget story today is just ridiculous. “Smokers, gamblers might balance budget,” it says.

The headline makes it sound as though smokers and gamlbers are contemplating a mad rush to Springfield where they’ll pore over the books and bring the state out of the red. If only we were that lucky. Instead, Springfield’s got some sin taxes in mind. That’s 25 cents a pack and more taxes on casino operators. Here’s what one of the top dogs had to say:

“It’s easier to be for things, the so-called sin taxes, than it is income tax. Much easier,” said Senate President James “Pate” Philip (R-Wood Dale). “The responsible thing to do is make some cuts and see how much we can get in cuts, and if we have to look for additional revenue, fine.”

Of course it’s easier to tax “things” than income, since almost everyone earns an income but not everyone buys certain “things.” It’s a classic case of penalizing a few disfavored activities to spare politicians the wrath of the voters — not to mention their pork-barrel programs. Despite his reputation as an arch-conservative, Philip is an archetypal RINO (Republican in Name Only) who leaps at every opportunity to increase the size of the state government — whether the issue is taxes or women’s reproductive freedom. The responsible thing to do, Pate, would be to cut spending until the budget is in balance.

But why do that when smokers and gamblers are so eagerly sweeping in to save the day? How noble of them.

Visualize world Keanu!

If you’re like me — and we all know you wish you were — you often think to yourself, “Self: Is there any more profound moment than when Keanu Reeves says ‘Whoa’ in ‘The Matrix‘ after Morpheus leaps across the street from one building to another in the Matrix simulation?”

And you probably answer, “No, there isn’t.” In that case, I strongly urge you to visit the Society for Keanu Consciousness. Learn about the Tao of No (the No Way) and Keanastrology!

Talent, pot and budget cuts

It was an interesting week of work at the Chronicle. First, there was a boring story about a school Talent Exchange. I spent 45 minutes at the thing interviewing people and even that was too long. The hour and a half it took me to transcribe notes and write the story taught me nothing except how to deal with boring stories. The result is suitably inoffensive.

I also wrote a story about a Liberal Education Department instructor who wrote a book about how wonderful pot is. Actually, he didn’t write the book. His friend, “Ganja,” wrote it. He was simply entrusted as the “journal keeper,” in his words. This guy, Louis Silverstein, only wrote the introduction and the preface.

He was, very briefly, denied department sponsorship for a reading he was hoping to give. In the end, the provost overruled the decision so he’ll get his sponsored reading. But he was never actually in danger of being banned from campus or having his academic freedom restricted in any way. He just temporarily — for about two days — was in danger of not having his event sponsored. But he made a big deal out of it.

So I suppose it should come as no surprise that now he’s written a letter to the editor complaining about the headline for the feature on his book: “Faculty member book touts pot use.” Let’s see. I accurately quoted him in the story as saying:

“Marijuana allows one to cut through all that and come into connection with our basic human nature — which is good, not evil; just, not unjust; caring, not indifferent.”

And that’s just one of many similar quotes. Take a look at the book description here. To “tout,” according to Merriam-Webster, means “to praise or publicize loudly or extravagantly.” Sounds on the mark, doesn’t it?

The last story was fun to write. A faculty member came breathlessly rushing into the Chronicle offices on Thursday afternoon to announce that the state budget staff had proposed major cuts to a program that aids needy college students.

I volunteered to do the story. It would be interesting to see how I could handle writing this story objectively when, obviously, not only would I support such cuts but I also believe the government shouldn’t be subsidizing college education in the first place. But I was able to put my own viewpoint aside and talk to the usual suspects at Columbia, and found an interesting tidbit of info.

This is what they call a “shock budget.” It’s meant to scare the crap out of people so that they’ll support a tax increase instead of cutting the budget. As Jim Tobin points out in the story, rather than target pork that really benefits politicians, they announce cuts to a program that directly helps students or some other vulnerable group. And it worked. College officials are organizing a letter-writing campaign, holding college-wide meetings and on and on.

My favorite part is that Tobin called Columbia folks on the fact that they advocated a tax increase instead of cutting the aid program. “Typical bureaucrats,” he said of college administrators, “arguing for more money for their own pockets.” I was amazed that they let that run. I thought that for sure that somewhere I down the line I’d get the “Uh, I don’t know if it’s a good idea to say this” line. But nobody said a thing. I guess it goes to show that you’ll never know what you can get away with until you try.

But it was fun. That political stuff just juices me. And I think I did a good job too. In spite of my biases, I think it’s a balanced and accurate story. But I guess that’s up to the reader to judge, ultimately.

We’re renting a rev

Karen and I met with the Rent-A-Rev on Sunday, and we both liked him very much. He is very down to earth, has a very good sense of humor and is extremely personable. All of which I suppose are qualities that come in very handy in the job. God will be mentioned several times, reflecting Karen’s nonsectarian belief in a higher power.

We both agreed to forgo any Bible readings. Will we have anything put in its place or just glide straight to the vows? I do not know. I will be looking around for some things.

So what have we got left to do? A million things, of course, but the major items on the list: get a DJ, send out invitations, buy wedding rings, set up a wedding registry, plan a honeymoon, take dancing lessons (as we don’t want to look like fools on the dance floor), decide the menu and the cake, order flowers …

Then there’s her dress, my tux, etc. All very boring to you all, I’m sure. I just hope we pull it all off by the big day. By the way, if anyone has any reasonable honeymoon suggestions, please send them along. We have a few vague things in mind, but haven’t done much about it so far.

You’ve got to be kidding me

Let’s see, the city of Chicago faces a $25 million budget shortfall. And the City Council is pondering a payraise. They already get $85,000 a year plus $32,000 in office expenses! Outrageous.

But the biggest perk that aldermen get is nowhere on the pay stub. Rather, it’s the power every aldermen gets over any development in their ward. Any zoning exemption, any new business or construction, just about any private initiative must be cleared with the local dictator. It’s a sad state of affairs where aldermen trade their undying loyalty to Mayor Daley in exchange for near complete power over their own little fiefdoms. Everyone knows the deal, and they accept it either as a cost of doing business or are just resigned to it.

So why upset the apple cart with this ridiculous request for a pay raise during a budget crisis? I just don’t get it. Don’t they have any shame?

Get off my TV

First, Robert Blake. I don’t give a crap about his career, and I really don’t give a hoot about whether he killed his wife or not. I definitely don’t want to see this frivolous garbage eating up valuable time on the cable news stations from things that really matter, like the war in Afghanistan or the Mideast conflict.

I especially don’t want to see a repeat of the O.J. Simpson fiasco. I found the bookends to that whole ordeal fascinating. The Bronco “chase” and the verdict were both classic moments in American popular culture, and especially in the history of American television. But the trial itself bored me. And I couldn’t care less about Robert Blake. I never saw “Baretta.” The only thing I think I ever saw him was David Lynch‘s “Lost Highway,” and I hated that movie.

Second, ALF. What the hell is this character doing back on television in those always annoying 10-10-220 ads? I don’t get it. The only question is who’s more annoying: Terry Bradshaw or ALF? Close call. Actually, I enjoyed “Alf” when it was on the air. Then again, I was only 9 years old when it debuted.

Take a chill pill, Rog

Ebert sure is sour on “The Last Waltz.” He writes:

Watching this film, the viewer with mercy will be content to allow the musicians to embrace closure, and will not demand an encore. Yet I give it three stars? Yes, because the film is such a revealing document of a time.

Yes, it’s true that the Band looks ravaged by drugs and life on the road. That’s precisely why they were calling it quits. But to look at “The Last Waltz” as anything but a pure celebration of their music is to miss the big picture as plain on the screen as comical ’70s outfits.

Listen to the way Levon Helm — who was against the project, but participated anyway — sings his heart out on “Up On Cripple Creek,” “Ophelia” and “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down.” Look at the joy Rick Danko radiates as he picks bass and warbles his way through “It Makes No Difference.” Feel the soul pouring out of Richard Manuel’s voice on “The Shape I’m In” and from Robbie Robertson’s lead guitar on every song.

And it’s not just the Band. “The Last Waltz,” which I had the chance to see on the big screen for the first time last Friday night, features a long list of legends who deliver top-rate performances. Joni Mitchell, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Muddy Waters, Dr. John, The Staple Singers, Emmylou Harris … on and on it goes.

Ebert wants to turn this movie into a signpost for its times. In a way, it is. But what’s it’s all about, after the drugs and death and bitterness passes, is the music itself. And the music is pure joy. That is what made the Band a legend in the first place, and it is while they’ll continue on as legends long after the remaining Band members pass on.

Ebert writes:

At the end, Bob Dylan himself comes on. One senses little connection between Dylan and The Band. One also wonders what he was thinking as he chose that oversized white cowboy hat, a hat so absurd that during his entire performance I could scarcely think of anything else. It is the haberdashery equivalent of an uplifted middle finger.

In a way, Ebert’s writing this off as a sad exercise is like writing off Dylan’s blistering performance because of his hat. Ebert focuses on the ridiculousness of the time while missing the sublime art that was borne of it.

Still April, still cruel

The first 18 games of the schedule were supposed to be a cakewalk. Instead, the Cubs have blew a golden opportunity to get off to a fast start, thanks to some bad luck, anemic offense and increasingly iffy defense. Increasingly, the question seems not to be whether the Cubs can contend for a division title or the wild card, but whether they can even finish above .500.

Sitting firmly in last place with a 6-12 record and second to last in the league in runs scored, it may be hard to see the bright spots now, but they are there.

  • Corey Patterson: He has cooled off a bit, but he’s still showing that all the hype was right. He hasn’t showed any power yet, but that’s OK. He’s stolen six bases without once being caught and has a .785 OPS, including three triples. He made a great diving catch tonight.
  • Matt Clement: This guy, in spite of his goofy goatee, appears to be the real steal of the Tavarez-Alfonseca deal with the Marlins. He’s had two strong consecutive outings, including a career-high 12 Ks and seven shutout innings last time out.
  • Juan Cruz: He’s sporting an 0-4 record but that’s not his fault — the Cubs’ defense has allowed 10 unearned runs to cross the plate off him. He has a 2.14 ERA and is showing that last season’s surprise success was not a fluke.
  • Injuries: Moises Alou is still getting into the swing of things. The Cubs’ offense, as anemic as it’s been, has not been at full strength. Alou is back now and hopefully can start contributing. McGriff has traditionally done better with warmer weather, as has Sosa (not that he’s been slacking so far, with seven home runs already). Also, third baseman Bill Mueller is scheduled to come back in early May, and he should provide a boost to the offense if he can contribute immediately.
  • Slow-starting Central: Both the Astros and the Cardinals are off to slow starts as well, and the Cardinals have especially been bruised by some pitching injuires. The Pirates will fade, as will the Reds. Neither team has the pitching to hold up. So while it’s important for the Cubs to get some momentum going, this slow start isn’t as disastrous as it would be if, say, the Astros were 12-5 instead of the Pirates.

Enough optimism. If the Cubs don’t end up April by putting together some kind of string of victories together, we’re in for a long, long season. The Cubs don’t need to be .500 by May 1, but they do need to be a couple of games within .500. Frankly, they need to give fans something to cheer for.

They have just looked miserable. It’s one thing to lose close games; it’s quite another to surrender 6-0 first-inning leads or give up scads of unearned runs or get blown out of the water 12-4 as they did tonight. On top of all that, they’ve won only two of nine home games.

Mixed news: The good news is that there are rumors that Don Baylor may soon get fired; the bad news is that General Manager Andy MacPhail is denying them.

Better news for the BoSox

After the Yankees series restored Sox fans’ hope, Pedro has returned to being his usual wicked self. The Sox lost today, but things sure look a lot brighter in Boston than they do on the North Side. The Yankees are only a game behind and will catch up eventually, especially as Giambi starts heating up, but the Red Sox are definitely making it known that they’ll make them sweat and may yet contend with the A’s for the wild card spot. I only wish as much could be said for the Cubs.

One down, two to go

Strong win by the Celts on Sunday against the Sixers. Don’t know why I thought they’d be matched up with the Hornets. Pierce showed, as if there were still any doubt, that he’s a money player: 31 points, 11 rebounds, four steals and three blocked shots. Awesome. But the C’s can’t let up now. They’ve got to win this second game and keep the home-court advantage. Then all they need to do is win one of two in Philadelphia.